A walk around the neighborhood makes Frankie and Mike realize that they need to work on being more interesting and charming to each other, like they are to the neighbors. Sue can't say no to any of the boys who ask her to prom so she ends up with several dates. Brick decides to ask for Axl's help when he must prepare an "outside the box" book report.moreless
Trying a fresh approach to Valentine's Day doesn't quite work when Mike ends up angering Frankie. Axl is at a loss when he's assigned to write a paper on a life-changing moment in his life; whereas Brick is assigned to write a report on love. Sue encounters problems with her new boyfriend.moreless
Mike has a hard time keeping the new dishwasher he got Frankie for Christmas a secret when she insists on buying one before her Christmas Eve party. Sue asks for Reverend Tim Tom's help when Brick questions what he reads in the Bible. While working on a Christmas tree lot, Axl becomes annoyed by Bob's attempts at being "cool" so they can be friends.moreless
Frankie and Mike begin to consider moving out of the house and into an apartment. Meanwhile, Axl pretends to be sick to avoid going to school and taking a test, but then learns of a party that night and has to pretend to make a miraculous recovery. Elsewhere, Sue prepares a presentation about distracted and drunk driving, and Brick becomes obsessed with Shakespeare.moreless
A teen magazine has a "Win a Date with BTR Contest" with unexpected results: Logan's date is a middle-aged woman; Kendall's date is a little boy who has eyes for Katie; and James keeps switching dates with Carlos.moreless
Frankie finds out that Axl hasn't been preparing for the PSATs, while Sue tries out for the high school cheerleading team and Mike tries to toughen up Brick.
Brenda is disturbed by Nate's reaction to her latest news; Ruth shares her feelings about George with her knitting circle; David and Keith "propose" to Mary and meet Roger's equally unconventional family; Rico is shocked at how Vanessa and the boys are doing; frustrated, George shares a beer and a song with Billy, whose recent behavior repulses Claire; and Nate comes home to an unpleasant surprise.moreless
(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Short) Warners volunteer for a magic show and screw up the performance of two magicians.
Slappy's tree becomes the Christmas tree in the middle of the town with her in it. When Slappy goes outside to collect some nuts for her midnight snack, she casues havoc all over the city, but she's so tired, she doesn't know what she's doing.moreless
(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Short) The Warners ride in a carpool with three businessman.
Snow White's magic mirror tells her that she is no longer the cutest one of all, so she decides to settle the score with Dot, who has taken her place as the cutest. The Warners come to the United States as immigrants, and invade a parody of Friends. The Warners sing a song about Attila the Hun. Chicken Boo assumes the role of Batman's sidekick Robin.
(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Short) Dot and the rest of the Animaniacs sing and dance to a song that is a parody of the Los del Rio and Bayside Boys song "Macarena".
Wakko proves to Schratchnsniff that his song made of two-notes is actual music. A song on the Latin American waterway to the tune of Low Bridge. Wakko sings a song about his favorite girl. The Warners sing a song about Magellan to the tune of Git Along, Little Dogies. Wakko, using fart sounds from his hands, performs the Chinese Dance from Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite. The Warners sing about who's at their wrap party.