Woody allows the Jesus Hates Homos Church to hold their meeting at Brickleberry. Connie takes off, because it was this church that tried to 'fix' her gay-ness, and discovers a secret government military headquarters inside Brickleberry mountain.moreless
Secretary of the Interior Kirk Sanders visits the park. In an effort to impress him, Woody sets the park on fire.
In an effort to compete with Yellowstone's rare and cute white bison, Woody charges the team with coming up with the cutest animal in the world. Steve succeeds by creating the squabbit; an adorable half squirrel, half rabbit critter but looks can be deceiving.moreless
Denzel and Steve go undercover and end up growing pot for the Russian Mafia, Malloy gets neutered and Ethel tries to break Connie's addiction to telephone psychics.
Ethel runs a camp for the blind. After a bad speed dating incident, Steve sleeps with a hooker, and contracts cana-syphil-AIDS, and is told he only has two weeks to live.
The new hire Ethel puts Steve's employee of the month reign in jeopardy.
The gang sets out to enact a plan at the reunion that will fix their tarnished image.
The gang attends their high school reunion.
Traffic problems as a result of the President's visit to Philadelphia makes it difficult for the gang to see the summer's biggest film, Thunder Gun Express.
Mac confides in a priest about how he believes his friends are the ones responsible for his weight gain.
Believing that they were slighted by a patron at another bar, the gang attempts to track him down so that they could get a little revenge. Charlie and Dennis inquire about the guy through others, while Mac and Dee resort to cyber-stalking. Left to his own devices, Frank also uses the internet in order to garner more business for the bar.moreless
The gang decides to spend a rainy day playing a twisted board game of their own creation.
Reports of an oncoming storm has everyone in Philadelphia including the gang preparing for the worst except for Frank who believes it's just hype.
The gang attempts to give Frank's prostitute bride to be a makeover.