Five years ago, 10 year old Danny Desai killed his aunt with a skipping rope, telling his two best friends, Jo and Lacey, he "had to". Now, Danny has been released and is back at his old high school. Jo and Lacey struggle to deal with the memories this brings up, the rest of the school calls him 'Socio', and then a classmate is murdered, and he's the prime suspect.moreless
Milo tries to play it cool with the ladies; A sex therapist gives Tyler and Gibbs a run for their money; Neal's new hat is a point of ridicule.
The girls must compete against each other in a semi-finals qualification in order to be allowed to stay at the training center.
The girls' families visit during the midway point of training camp for "Family Day".
After Joseph is found making out with his girlfriend in the janitor's closet at school, Dale forbids him to see her. Joseph gets made at Dale, and they start fighting. This leads to Dale starting to make a lot of mistakes as he is distracted. Dale starts to believe he is crazy so he checks himself into a clinic. Joseph starts to struggle with his relationship with his girlfriend, when she wants to move faster. Nancy tries to get the upper hand at work.moreless
Bill decides that what he needs to not be lonely is a roommate. Hank and the guys get Principal Moss to move in. All they do though is fight, so Bill invites a beautiful woman. She winds up bringing in her ex who sells illegal merchandise.moreless
When Hank finds out that his mom is getting married to a man she just met, he is weary of the situation. Things don't get any better when she shows up at his house in a new RV. Hank blames it all on her new husband, Chuck, but soon learns his mom is the one with all the wild ideas. When Tillie finds out that Hank, Peggy and Chuck are trying to sell the RV behind her back, she runs away.moreless
Homecoming is just around the corner and Bobby is desperate for a date. He manages to attract three girls in the advanced class. What Bobby doesn't know is that they don't really like him, but are just using him to have fun. Hank is worried when Bobby starts acting like the girl in the relationship, but Peggy thinks its fine that the girls are taking charge. Hank and the gang decide to make a super homeless cart, and want to give it to Spongy.moreless
Bobby discovers he has a lot of knowledge about beef, which Hank is excited about. He decides to sign up for the Meat Examination Team at Heimlich County College, which is competing at the Regional Meat Evaluation Tournament. After messing up in the preliminary round, and almost knocking his team out, they start to distrust Bobby and he decides to quit. Bobby realizes how important this is to his dad so he changes his mind and shows up to the State Finals. When the rest of the team gets stranded on the way there, it's up to Bobby to do all the work.moreless
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer, the Arlen gang tries to make the new neighbors feel welcome. However, it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye. Up in Canada, Boomhauer romances a French-Canadian woman.moreless
After Luanne finds out she can't go back to Jack's Barber shop, due to instability of her work schedule, she decides to get into the children's entertainment industry using the Manger Babies puppets. John Redcorn decides to help get Luanne's name out there by releasing educational DVD's and merchandise. At first it is a huge success, and the fame gets to her head, but she soon discovers that fame is not as easy as she thought. With Luanne busy doing all the children's stuff, Lucky is a full time parent and finds it difficult. Dale writes a children's book about a lost bullet wanting to get home to its gun.moreless
It's baseball season, and Hank wants to keep Bobby away to save himself embarrassment. When he finds out about a new league where he doesn't know anyone he decides to sign Bobby up. The coach is very encouraging and puts Hank down for giving up on Bobby. When Bobby appears to be playing really well, Hank puts his pride aside and agrees to help out, but, in order to prove himself, he is forced to do menial tasks by Bill who has also volunteered and is high up in the organization. Hank fears that Bobby is in for a big disappointment when the coach convinces Bobby he can make it to the major league.moreless
Didi drops by the Hills house and gives Hank a box of Cotton's things. Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Dale leaves an empty beer can on Bill's lawn, which infuriate Bill to the point that he and Dale stop being friends.moreless
Bobby's lazy ways are irritating Hank when he stops going to church. Lucky decides to intervene and take him to his church. Lucky's church happens to be a Puritan church, in which the preacher just yells and screams about the sinners, causing Bobby to do so to everyone he sees. Hank and all of Rainy Street are in a competition with Milton Street, to have better 4th of July fireworks. A full on war breaks out between the streets when Bobby destroys an Uncle Sam statue Hank built, thinking Hank is using it as an idol, and allows Milton Street to take the fall.moreless
Nancy impresses a major news network in Dallas and gets hired. Shortly after arriving she starts plotting to get the news anchors fired so she can be on top of the float at the next parade. Hank is worried about Dale being left alone, and his fears are heightened when Dale starts to turn his house into an igloo.moreless
Bobby joins a Cotillion class, in order to meet new girls. While there he falls for a girl named Michael. Peggy also finds an interest in her mom Katt, who follows all the different trends. Peggy and Bobby try to impress by being "cool", but instead ruin Michael's birthday. Hank falls in love with the food at a new restaurant, but the, sit beside strangers, policy bothers him.moreless
After 23 years of being picked on for losing the Football Championship game, by their rivals, Hank challenges them to a rematch. During practice Hank breaks his nose and a plastic surgeon reconstructs a brand new nose. Hank is afraid of it breaking again, so he refuses to play, and fakes that it is still in pain.moreless
When Peggy and Hank forget to pick up Bobby at the mall he uses their ensuing guilt trip to manipulate his parents into buying things for him. When Hank and Peggy decide the best gift is their time and love, Bobby becomes overwhelmed. Dale decides to try and survive in nature, which is really just his own backyard, and steals things from the neighbors.moreless
When Buck is inducted into the Hall of Flame, Hank accompanies him to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis. Hank's role of keeping Mr. Strickland out of trouble is challenged when Buck meets his long lost son "Ray Roy". Peggy attempts to become a member of a clique made up of the wives of some of the top propane executives.moreless
With Luanne just two weeks away from giving birth, Lucky's sister, Myrna, and Peggy argue over how Luanne should raise the child. Bill falls in love with a woman over the intercom at a drive-thru, and when he finds out she is in Arizona he takes a road trip to meet her.moreless
When a new family moves into the neighborhood, Hank agrees to start up The Order of the Straight Arrow again, as he feels it will help Bobby out. Unfortunately, Wesley, who Hank is working with, is extremely cautious about danger and doesn't let the kids do any of the typical Order activities. Hank agrees to take the night shift of the camp in, so he can expose the kids to the real things the Order is suppose to teach, however, things don't go as planned. Luanne and Lucky try to get gifts from people who didn't give them anything at their wedding.moreless
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. When he finds out about this, he is happy that someone is listening to him, however the pressure becomes to much and he cracks. After Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.moreless