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    • Krista: (on separating fact from fiction) I want to clear up a few myths about myself. People have written that I was a kindergarten teacher and a former Miss Texas, and neither is true. I once thought I might want to teach, but that's about it! I never actually taught. And as far as the other thing, I've never even been in a beauty pageant of any kind. I don't know how these things get started. I just didn't know what the heck I wanted to do with my life, so I drove out to California and got really lucky.
    • Krista: I put a lot of faith in dreams. I know that big movie roles and opportunities are going to happen. And maybe some girl who is just starting out will do an interview in Stuff and say, "I want to fuck Krista Allen."
    • Krista: (on getting lucky) I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing. I thought to myself, 'I must be going in the right direction! I'm just gonna keep heading that way.' That's a true story.
    • Krista: Women are maternal by nature, and if you can't appreciate men for what they are, go be a lesbian!
    • Krista: One of my ex-boyfriends did a nude photo shoot of me once, around 1991. The pictures were great — very hilarious and sexy — and because it was my boyfriend taking them, they were great and cool, because I could do anything. He isn't that kind of person, but if they showed up on the Internet or something, I'd do something mean to him, like broadcast my video collection.
    • Krista: (on bad pickup lines) The other day, this guy followed me after I'd gotten a cup of coffee, and I crossed the street to a newsstand to look at magazines. He came up to me and said, "So, why are you getting a magazine?" I said, trying to keep a straight face, "Because I like to read them when I take a shit." He was so taken aback that he didn't know what to say, and when he walked away, I couldn't hold back my laugh anymore. I'm not normally that abrupt. If I don't want to talk, I'm more dismissive.
    • Krista: At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.
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