Krista: (on bad pickup lines) The other day, this guy followed me after I'd gotten a cup of coffee, and I crossed the street to a newsstand to look at magazines. He came up to me and said, "So, why are you getting a magazine?" I said, trying to keep a straight face, "Because I like to read them when I take a shit." He was so taken aback that he didn't know what to say, and when he walked away, I couldn't hold back my laugh anymore. I'm not normally that abrupt. If I don't want to talk, I'm more dismissive.