When someone in her former Thundergirls troop starts giving away cookie secrets, Tina goes undercover to investigate. Meanwhile, Linda wonders if blondes really do have more fun and dyes her hair.
At a family Christmas party, Bob and his father, "Big Bob," revisit an old argument, which leads to a can-you-top-this competition in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids compete to come up with the perfect gift for their dad.moreless
Bob enters a burger contest but discovers he's missing his secret ingredient, so the kids scramble to find the special spice.
Mabel takes matchmaking too far when she steals a love potion from a real love god.
Bob boycotting Thanksgiving doesn't keep Linda and the kids from attending a Fischoeder-sponsored holiday festival, where a wild bird runs a-fowl and causes pandemonium among the attendees.
When Bob learns that his burgers have contributed to Teddy's health issues, he decides to become his workout buddy and the two sign up for stuntman boot camp, which puts a strain on their friendship. Meanwhile, the kids put down an ice rink in the freezer, and Linda takes charge of their underground ice-wrestling league.moreless
Mabel and Dipper's attempts to celebrate Soos' birthday get interrupted by the time traveling Blendin's quest for revenge.
Tina becomes romantically involved with a spirit who is believed to reside in the Belcher's basement.
The kids discover there is a secret society in Gravity Falls.
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Tonight's guest former Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta promotes his book "Worthy Fights: A Memoir of Leadership in War and Peace".moreless
On the Season 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina.moreless
This episode consists of Stan telling three different stories. The first one, Hands Off, is about Stan getting cursed by a witch.Abaconings, is about Dipper's attempt to get smarter and the last one, Clay Day, deals with Mabel's fear of stop motion animation.moreless
Soos needs a date for his cousin's engagement party, so he uses a dating simulator game to help him talk to girls.
Mabel puts on a sock puppet rock opera to impress a local puppeteer, but the show doesn't go quite as planned.
Mabel challenges Pacifica to a miniature golf contest.
Dipper's secret journal pages lead him and the gang to the author's hidden bunker.
The CIA showing up during the Mystery Shack's re-opening leaves Stan feeling threatened; that is until he's faced with an even greater threat: zombies!
The prospect of having a cavity filled sends Louise flying from the dentist's office and over to Aunt Gail's house for sanctuary. Linda sends Tina and Gene to join her, and bets that they won't be able to tolerate a weekend with their crazy aunt.moreless
While the Belcher kids deal with some shady characters to sell the ambergris they found, Bob finds himself dealing with his own quirky characters to get the diner's rest rooms repaired.
Tina asks for Bob's help when she learns she was swindled while attending her first Equestranauts convention.
The Belcher family take a ride on a wine tasting train. As Linda and Bob do their best to get their "taste" on, the kids learn of the train's fabulous chocolate stash and decide to liberate some of that brown sweetness for themselves.moreless
Bob and Linda plan to have a romantic weekend attending a burger lover's conference after Teddy agrees to look after the kids while they're away.
When Tammy becomes trapped in her head at her own Bat Mitzvah, Tina and her clipboard tries to help keep the festivities going and nearly hijacks the event for herself in the process.moreless
After Mr. Frond forces the kids to write an essay about why they like Wagstaff Middle School, the kids get their revenge in a most creative way.
Hoping to bring more customers into the restaurant, the Belchers make a Super Bowl commercial for their local station.
After Jimmy Jr. replaces her as his assistant, Tina decides to enter a young magician's contest herself meanwhile Bob incurs the wrath of a magician and believes he's been cursed.