Kurt Angle

(During rap battle against John Cena) Kurt: Once upon a time there was a kid who talked a lot of smack. He's whiter than me, but he thinks he's black! My name is Kurt Angle and what the heck?, I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck, You better step off cause we ain't friends, I'm movin on up like the Jeffersons, You don't scare me no no no, I may suck but you just blow.

Kurt: I'm Gonna make Hulk Hogan tap out like Mr. Bojangles on speed!

Kurt: (to Rey Mysterio) Unlike some people, I've experienced puberty!

Kurt: (To Rey Mysterio) You're a little boy playing in a man's world. And I'm a man who loves to play with little boys!

Kurt: Since I'm no longer able to wrestle ever again, my name is now Mr. Angle!

Kurt: I have the CEO of WWE tell me, right to my face, that an Olympic gold medal and a cup of coffee don't mean shit!

Kurt Angle: Everytime when they chant you suck they're not talking about me, they're talking about my opponents.

Kurt: (to ECW fans at ECW One Night Stand after they began a "You Suck C--k" chant.) YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW!

Kurt: Eugene, this is an Indian Reservation. Who could possibly be from an Indian Reservation? Tonto?

Kurt: (to Christy Hemme after she accepted the Angle Invitational) Well, since I am a gentleman, I'll let you start in the referee's position.

Kurt: Come on, Eugene, last week I "pretended" you were from Cleveland.

Kurt: I'll make you tap out!

Kurt: Children love me, dammit!

Kurt: I will get the last laugh, oh it's true, it's damn true!

Kurt: Oh, it's real! It's damn real!

Kurt: The TNA ring may have six sides, but it only has one Angle.

Kurt: (about Rey Mysterio) I just got beat by a freakin twelve year old!

Kurt: (to John Cena) I can't believe I found someone in this company whiter than I am!

Kurt: Your name is Big Show and you snap on Slim Jims? Well MY name is Kurt Angle, and I snap on freakin' ankles!

Kurt: I can beat John She-na. I've beaten both Shawn Michaels and Kane at Wrestlemania, and Chris Masters and Carlito aren't even in my league.

Kurt: If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

Kurt: (to APA) This stuff is tasty, when did they start making it?

Kurt: Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midget! I mean enough is enough!

Kurt: Where are your gold medals?

Kurt: I am the only Olympic gold medalist in the history of WWE!

Kurt: Do you want to see real?

Kurt: I don't suck!

Kurt: (to Triple H) While you were winning those titles, I was backstage screwing your wife!

Kurt: I'm a freakin' wrestling machine!

Kurt: I am especially admired by children and the elderly!

Kurt: Chris Benoit has just as much of a chance at keeping my medals as the Sacramento Kings being able to be beat the Los Angeles Lakers.

Kurt: Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing: you're a boy in a man's world, and I'm a man that loves to play with boys! No, no, no! Wait a minute! Shut up! What I meant to say is: you're a boy and I'm a man, and tonight I'm gonna love to manhandle you! No! Hold on a second! Shut up! Rey Mysterio, you remember this, pal, you're a boy and I'm a man, and when you and I get together here tonight, I'm gonna get on top of you and … no, no! Damnit! Mysterio, just get your ass down here!

Kurt: New Jersey is in dire need of a hero. Bon Jovi does not count!

Kurt: Oh it's true, it's true, it's damn true!

Kurt: I have the three I's ... Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence!

Kurt: I am a man of intensity, integrity, and intellegence... It's True, It's True.

Kurt: I won an Olympic Gold Medal with a broken FREAKIN' neck!