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Kyle: (after purchasing a nightclub in Sydney's King Cross) I don't want the fear of one day being thrown out of someone's establishment, so I thought if I have my own there's no fear of ever being thrown out. I don't go to nightclubs but I like them. I don't go because I don't want any scenes. But I can't get chucked out of my own. I don't really know how to run one. I've always wanted one, so I've got one.
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Kyle (following the news he would co-host "Big Brother" in 2008): I want that conflict, that real sense of drama rather than that frat house drama that we've seen over the last few years. It is time that we mix it up a little bit. We will still have young, fun people in there but the whole house won't be full of 20-something losers. I would like the old grumpy man that hates loud noise and hates young people in there.
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Kyle (after copping abuse for calling Bobby Flynn a 'mong'): I am sorry if I've offended anyone that has an intellectual disability of any degree. I did not use the word 'mong' to describe a mongoloid. I used that term - and I have done since school - as describing someone that just behaves like a fool, does something stupid. Which is exactly how I meant to say it to Bobby.
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Kyle (asked if he'll get in shape for his wedding): Not a chance. I tried the "getting in shape" thing, but I just don't think it's ever going to happen.
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Kyle (why he chose to propose in October 2006): She's been away a lot of the past year - in LA - and I just thought, now is the time. Plus Nave Navarro was sniffing around her, so I had to put my foot on the gas.
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Kyle (on how he popped the question to fiancé Tamara): I wanted to propose at the altar of Sydney's St Mary's Cathedral, with 500 candles all looking beautiful. But it just ended up happening in the bathroom at home.
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Kyle: I would love my own TV show. Jackie O and I have actually written a television show, like a Rove or a Letterman or a Jay Leno-style show. We've given it Network Ten and they said, 'Oh, we've got Rove,' and then Tench appeared out of nowhere. It's in the plans for the future.
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Kyle (asked if he'd change his hairstyle...): Not really. I had that stupid long ponytail, Viking Highlander-looking hair for so many years, and then Tamara convinced me to just hack it off. I don't really care about hair. Someone else does that. On the weekend it looks like a chewed up tennis ball. I wear a cap most of the time.
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Kyle (on managing a long distance relationship with fiancee Tamara Jaber): We manage with extremely expensive phone bills. We probably speak to each other six to 10 times a day. We only really realise we're not with each other at night. That's the hardest bit. I go there (to LA) a lot, she comes back a lot, so that's just the way it works.
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Kyle (on Celebrity Big Brother): It was actually quite a boring experience. I just laid around most of the time like a bit of a whale. They make you really bored so you flip out and do stupid, childish things. But I made good friends out of it.
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Kyle (on people hating him): I couldn't care less. I've never come across anyone face to face who hates me. Not one. Maybe they're scared. Or maybe they just hate me so much they can't even conjure up a breath to speak to me!
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Kyle (asked why he's so mean): I don't see it as mean. I just say what I think. People who actually know me laugh at the fact that people think I'm mean. I'm there to criticise and judge people. I'm paid to do that.
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Kyle (said to Jessica Mauboy on Australian Idol 4): It's a bit Target!
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Interviewer: Some would say that not commenting on Chris Murphy's size is a bit sexist.
Kyle: Chris Murphy's a weighty guy but he dresses appropriately. We know he's a big guy, whereas Jessica can look fantastic or she can look average, depending on what she's wearing.
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Interviewer: Was Jessica's "jelly belly" something that only struck you when you were watching her perform last Sunday?
Kyle: Yeah. Look, we've all got problem spots. I carry weight too, but I don't get around in a white singlet, really tight. I just dress appropriately. And she agrees. I spoke to her this morning - she was laughing - she was fine.
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Kyle may seem like a bit of a meanie, but he likes to think of himself as being quite a softie at heart...
Kyle: I can be really rough and really gentle at the same time. Like, I can push you over and then help you back up.