Charlie learns that his anger therapy sessions at the prison will be cut, so he goes to see Warden McClasky only to find that he is retired and has been replaced by a hot woman, Warden Hartley. Meanwhile, Nolan is doing well in his new job as a limo driver, and offers to take Lacey, Patrick and Ed for a ride.moreless
Nolan wins a free phone, which the others want too. But it turns out to be a sting operation for unpaid parking tickets. Charlie learns from Warden Hartley that she once did a porn scene, and wants to try to use this to get his group financed again.moreless
Following an argument with Martin, Charlie is convinced the root of his therapy group's anger lies in their relationships with their parents. He secretly invites a parent of each member to the next session, and tries to get each pair to discuss their issues. Elsewhere, Jordan is determined to have sex with Sean in a public place.moreless
Wade blames Zoe for his relationship problems, so she avoids him and tries to assist George, who's at odds with Lemon. Meanwhile, AnnaBeth's parents develop a bond with Lavon; and Brick helps Tom and Wanda deal with their infertility issues.moreless
After Charlie and Jordan counsel a prisoner who is close to being released, the prisoner gives Charlie a rat-tooth necklace that he made and asks him to deliver it to his girlfriend. Charlie does so, but the woman says she plans to leave her boyfriend and offers Charlie sex. The prisoner finds out his girlfriend cheated and is leaving, just before being released early. But Charlie has a scapegoat. Meanwhile, Charlie's therapy group members all try to give up something they love for 24 hours, but all soon fail.moreless
Charlie tells Jordan she is ready to handle a prisoner counseling session on her own, mainly because he wants to attend a "stripper bus" party for Sean's birthday. While counseling a handsome prisoner named Tim, a nervous (and slightly drunk) Jordan makes out with him. Facing the prospect of losing their program, Charlie meets with Tim to ask for his silence, but is blackmailed. Charlie then asks Wayne if he can talk to Tim about it. Charlie and Jordan freak out the next day when they hear that Tim "fell" to his death from the roof of the administration building. Elsewhere, Sean offers to model clothing for Patrick to help the latter make a video audition for a fashion-themed reality show.moreless
When the sex study ends and a publisher is interested, Jordan finds that the publishing offer is from Maxim magazine. As she was hoping for the study to wind up in a respected medical journal, Jordan rejects Maxim's offer, to the dismay of both Charlie and a rep from the university. Charlie later has an idea to use his skills helping prisoners re-enter society, but is told that adding a woman gives him a better chance to get funding. After not finding a suitable female partner, he turns to a now-drunk Jordan and receives a non-answer. Meanwhile, Lacey is homeless after her parents cut her off, and is tricked by Nolan into moving into the apartment next to his.moreless
When Lily left in the middle of their fight, Marshall enlists Ted and Barney to figure out where she went.
Eugene, a drinking buddy from Charlie's baseball years, is now a new priest and about to perform the wedding ceremony for Lacey and Patrick. Charlie is convinced his friend made a mistake, and he tries to tempt him with booze and hookers before remembering Eugene always had the hots for Jennifer. Meanwhile, Lacey and Patrick are a day away from their wedding when "Fat Mahesh", the man from India Lacey was arranged to marry, shows up for the rehearsal dinner -- only he's now slim, handsome and rich.moreless
When Patrick brings Molly, his friend from Iowa, to Charlie's house to meet the gang, Lacey and Nolan make a bet over who will sleep with Molly first -- Charlie or Sean. The two guys also make their own bet, then go to great lengths to please Molly and try to get her alone. She eventually says she likes them both and offers a three-way, but that goes by the wayside when she begins to think that Charlie and Sean are gay. Meanwhile, Jordan asks Patrick to sing with her on an original song at her AA group's annual talent show.moreless
Jordan's twin sister, is in town. Jordan tells Charlie that the two don't get along ever since her sister slept with her former fiancee. She asks Charlie to help mend the damage between them, but he winds up sleeping with the twin.
Lacey's sister blackmails her into buying her whatever she wants in exchange for not revealing to their parents that the marriage to Patrick is a sham.moreless
Jordan accompanies Charlie to counsel the prison group. While there, Wayne pulls Charlie aside and explains that he is about to be transferred to a Texas prison, where he has many enemies and is sure to be killed. He proposes that Jordan gets engaged to him, which the prison board will view as a reason to keep him in California.
Lacey doesn't feel the $100,000 her parents gave her for a wedding ceremony is enough to cover the event plus all her "accessories", so she and Patrick try to double the money in Las Vegas.moreless
In a final attempt to stop the merger, the entire town helps Lavon as he tries to convince the Lt. Governor that BlueBell should be named a historic town. Zoe and Joel continue to debate where to live, and their best housing option is in the hands of Zoe’s relative, who does not like New Yorkers. Wade takes a big step in his relationship with Vivian by meeting her son, but he quickly discovers that the has a lot of work to do before he wins him over. Meanwhile, Lynly's mistrust of George starts to create tension in their relationship.moreless
Brick is asked to help with the local cabaret and looks to Zoe to help save the day. Lavon starts to feel hopeless about BlueBell's pending merger with Fillmore, so AnnaBeth and Lemon try to convince him to put up one last fight. Lynly's jealously of George and Tansy's friendship continues to increase, and she watches the two closely. Wade is excited about his new relationship with Vivian, but he starts to worry that she is pulling away.moreless
When Lavon hears about a merger involving BlueBell and the neighboring town, he wants to stop it and brings George in on the action. Zoe insists on helping Lavon by distracting the town residents with a scandal. After seeing Vivian and Wade together, Zoe is unhappy when she learns Wade is interested in her cousin. Brick, on the other hand, gives romance another try.moreless
While at his bank wearing only a T-shirt and pajama bottoms, Charlie becomes outraged over bank policies and fees and pulls his pants down. After spending a night in jail, he learns that he may lose his license. Meanwhile, his patients have been trying to find another therapist after Charlie is frequently tardy and hung over, but they can't find anyone that measures up. In the end, Charlie has Jordan, Sean and his patients all appear as character witnesses at his hearing, but only Jordan's wits (and strategic crying) can save Charlie's license.moreless