Louise enters Tina in a contest to meet Boo Boo of Boyz 4 Now; and Bob and Linda discover an interesting bit of history regarding the restaurant, which causes tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.moreless
The Belcher kids come to the rescue when the bounce house at Regular Sized Rudy's birthday party malfunctions. Meanwhile, an unexpected guest shows up at the restaurant, forcing Bob to deal with a longstanding phobia.moreless
The kids go into crisis mode after the school nurse tells them they have head lice. Meanwhile, Bob is having a crisis of his own when he learns that the restaurant's new bar stool seats he just installed make an unfortunate sound when sat upon.moreless
In the Season 5 finale, the threat of a rent increase along the street leads Bob and other tenants to organize a rent strike, but soon they learn they must participate in competitions at Mr. Fischoeder's estate, where the winners will get the more reasonable rates.moreless
In order to keep Millie from becoming class president and destroying the school, Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign. Meanwhile, Bob talks himself into buying an expensive knife and becomes obsessed with using it.moreless
Bob boycotting Thanksgiving doesn't keep Linda and the kids from attending a Fischoeder-sponsored holiday festival, where a wild bird runs a-fowl and causes pandemonium among the attendees.
When Bob learns that his burgers have contributed to Teddy's health issues, he decides to become his workout buddy and the two sign up for stuntman boot camp, which puts a strain on their friendship. Meanwhile, the kids put down an ice rink in the freezer, and Linda takes charge of their underground ice-wrestling league.moreless
On the Season 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina.moreless
After Mr. Frond forces the kids to write an essay about why they like Wagstaff Middle School, the kids get their revenge in a most creative way.
After Jimmy Jr. replaces her as his assistant, Tina decides to enter a young magician's contest herself meanwhile Bob incurs the wrath of a magician and believes he's been cursed.
It's Linda's 25th high school reunion and her old all girl band, "The Tatas," have been requested to perform.
The Belcher kids are pretty proud of the the fort they've built in the alley but their safe space becomes their prison when a group of them find themselves trapped in it on Halloween Night.moreless
To help Gene improve his baseball skills, Linda enrolls him in a questionable baseball camp.
While Bob chaperones the kids on their school's annual museum field trip, Linda gets involved with the disgruntled workers picketing the same museum.
While Tina and Louise attend a concert, Linda and Bob accompany Gene as he competes in a table-scaping competition.
When an emergency calls the adult Belchers away to the hospital, the juvenile Belchers decide to take this opportunity to make some money by turning their basement into an underground casino.
Things are going pretty well for the Belchers since becoming contestants on the game show Family Fracas. Although the minivan grand prize keeps eluding them, they're kicking some serious butt, that is until they loose to the Pestos. Something doesn't smell right to Bob and he's determined to learn the truth, even if he has to take 'em to court!moreless
When a substitute teacher destroys the volcano she was going to enter into the science fair, Louise vows to get even by turning her Edison-themed project into an instrument of vengeance and humiliation.moreless
Afraid of losing the technologically enhanced toilet he recently found, Gene is determined to protect his new porcelain pal and keep it from falling into the clutches of a ruthless man who is just as determined to possess it.moreless
When Wagstaff Middle School becomes the target for a serial deuce dropper, Tina vows to investigate and unmask the identity of the "Mad Pooper".
Jackie's drug habits get everyone in trouble.
While Tina's transforming into a teenager, she starts to hang out with "bad girl" Tammy to get closer to Jimmy Pesto Jr. When she starts to become "bad", consequences happen, such as her getting detention.moreless
Jackie decides to leave rehab early to reconcile with her daughter. Back at work, she soon finds out that being sober makes it way more difficult to deal with the stress of her job.moreless
Going through rehab, Jackie opens up about the beginning of her addiction. Meanwhile, Coop is the only one being excited about Cruz's ideas.
After breaking up with Kevin, Jackie has to realize she needs professional help. Meanwhile, a new director at the hospital makes some personnel changes and Kevin finds out about Jackie and Eddie's affair.moreless
The kids use a phony independent study about synchronized swimming to get out of gym class. Meanwhile, Bob decides to add soft-serve ice cream to his restaurant's menu.
The kids get more than they bargained for when they go treasure hunting in an old abandoned taffy factory and it's up to Bob and Linda to rescue them.
After receiving a book about the history of his neighborhood, Mike discovers that previous occupants died alone in his family's house. After, the women of the house hire a mystic to remove the spirits of the dead women.moreless
Sketches include: A restaurant that gives out free meals, Wheelchair takes a trip to the hospital, and a businessman attempts to deal with the recession.