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Len (to Anne Robinson): Go on. Get your dress off.
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Len (on Strictly Come Dancing): This is the icing on the cake.
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Len (on being recognised): People are never nasty to me because they think I'm the kind judge.
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Len (on fame): It's nice to be recognised.
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Len: I know I come out with a lot of funny comments and analogies sometimes about sausage and sizzle and all that.
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Len (on dancing): If the footwork's good, you can build on the choreography, but if it's not there, then it's like building a house without strong foundations - the walls are going to fall down.
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Len (on Strictly Come Dancing): We get a lot of flak from audiences who think we're being mean to their favourite celebrity, but I have to keep stressing that we're voting with our heads. It's up to the audience to vote with their hearts.
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Len (on Will): He's not willowly - because his name's Will.
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Len: The tango is like a pickled onion.
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Len: Ooh, scary eyes.
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Len: Turn your trunk so our trunks are touching.
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Len (on Camilla) Didn't she crumble beautifully?
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Len (on judging dances): It's like brussel sprouts. You might like them, I don't. Neither of us is wrong - it's a difference of opinion.