Lisa: (On the 2008 presidential field) There's a black guy, right? I don't follow politics. I don't read the newspaper... I'm not even going to vote. Well, I might, so I can cast a vote for a black guy. He's hot. The hottest one should win. It sure ain't Hillary.
Lisa: (On the people she would like to get roasted by) Rickles, obviously, hopefully he'll still be around. Arte Lang ... Pat Cooper, all the old school guys. In my fantasy land, Howard Stern -- but he's famous so he doesn't have to do them.