Kids, Stroke Hard at Your Meet
The school competes in its first swim meet.
Sweat Shop 'til Ya Drop
The Noharas go to a factory outlet store and as usual, mayhem ensues.
The Audacity of Rope
The school competes in an interschool competition.
All the Boo That's Fit to Print
Boo becomes a local celebrity after the newspaper prints a story about him and his "rights for rocks" stance.
Bringing Up Man Baby
Hiro is tasked with curing Yoshirin of his man-infant role playing problem.
Hate Balls of Fire
Shin encounters Flamer, another deluded local nut job.
The Loser Can't Lose It 'Cause He Lost It So He Loses It
Shin helps Yonro look for something he lost that will allow him to obtain his 'Box for Hire'.
Shin forgets he had invited his friends over for lunch and has to wing it when they show up.
Bitey of Evidence
Before Mitzi can send Shin to a boot camp for problem kids, she must first provide some evidence of his behavioral issues. She decides that a simple injury would suffice, which she hopes to receive by playing with Shin.
Action Bastard Says "I've Got You, Crabs!"
Inspired after watching Lollipop gain superpowers during an installment of Action Bastard, Penny has the gang re-enact the episode with herself playing Lollipop. And as usual, it doesn't turn out like she planned when Shin and the others stray from their characters.
Hiro and Shin have their hands full as they try to take Whitey to the veterinarian.
After a dispute over the origin of pet rocks leaves Maso and Boo not speaking to each other, Penny and Shin attempt to fix their friendship.
The Widow Breaker
Miss Katz wants to make her former schoolmate and rival, Samantha, jealous. She enlists the help of Miss Anderson and her boyfriend, Doyle, in her plans which consists mainly of passing Doyle off as her loving husband. Her deception works until Shin and the gang manage to blow their cover but the tables are turned when Miss Katz learns she's not the only one with deception on their mind.
Whitey's Man Burden
Because Shin's too lazy to feed Whitey, the poor dog hasn't eaten in days. Mitzi presents a scenario to Shin as to what it would be like if Shin was in Whitey's position. This plays out in Whitey's head for the remainder of the episode and it doesn't turn out too well.
Look Who's Stalking!
Yuka warns Mitzi that a creep has been seen lurking around the neighborhood. While Mitzi, Micchi and Yoshirin argue about who among them is most 'rape-able', Shin dons his Action Bastard gear as he tries to protect the family. Everyone is relieved when the creep turns out to be their former wall monster neighbor, Yonro.
Special Lost Episode! Flashback To Our Butthole Apartment! Crash, Test Dummy!
The Noharas help Yonro deal with his university acceptance test taking anxiety.
Makeup, Little Penny
After finding her mother's makeup kit, Penny gives the gang a makeover.
Fairly Bad Things!
People keep stopping by and interfering with the Nohara's attempts at disposing a body.
Miss Katz Has the AIDS
The rumor mill runs wild when everyone tries to figure out what's wrong with Miss Katz.
Hos Think They Can Dance
When Penny dances, everybody dances!
Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 5: Gangbang, Victorious!
Felipe finally recovers his memory but it will take the combined forces of the Pecker and Action Bastard to defeat Hitler Clone once and for all.
Tot for Teacher?
After Shin sees Miss Anderson shopping for baby clothes, the kids believe she is expecting and can't wait to tell everybody. They start off by congratulating Doyle on his pending fatherhood and things go downhill from there.
Nice Day for a Whitey Wedding
Shin decides Whitey should get married and pretty soon the entire gang is involved in throwing a dog wedding.
Little Kids Drinking Beer!
When Hiro refuses to let Shin and Hima have some of his imported beer, the two devise a plan to wrangle a taste of the forbidden beverage.