Madam Suzette: (On what she does to unwind when she is not working) I masturbate. No, I'm just kidding. I'm the sexless madam. I don't date. I don't have a husband. I usually just regroup to come back to work. I like to go on Ebay. In fact, I have a store on Ebay, "Madam Suzette's Boudoir." I love to travel when I get a chance. I do get a couple of weeks off every year and Denis let's me go anywhere I want in the world.