Pierce and Moretti deal with a woman who says aliens have abducted her husband. Meanwhile, Pierce's relationship with his real-life girlfriend, Caroline, could be in trouble if he can't rid imaginary Natalie from him mind.moreless
Hank and Faith try to convince Atticus to leave rehab, but Becca is the only person who can really help. Marcy's meeting with Ophelia doesn't go as expected, and Charlie's response to an unusual message reveals the true feelings between the two exes. Karen has an epiphany about Becca.moreless
After a disappointing reception for his first draft of "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love: The Musical", Hank turns to Faith for some inspiration to take his work to the next level. Becca considers other career options, and Charlie and Stu team up to win back Marcy but find it difficult because of Ophelia's influence on Marcy.moreless
Ken uncovers the reason that Charlie lost Robbie Mac as a client. As a condition of working on his next project, Atticus asks Hank and Charlie to track down a few items for him. Marcy takes relationship advice from her man-hating spiritual guide, Ophelia.moreless
Hank and Charlie meet with Robbie Mac about a potential project, but the opportunity isn't Hank's typical undertaking. Later, Hank reconnects with Ali Andrews, the executive from "God Hates Us All". Marcy, Ophelia, and Karen go out for dinners and commiserate about the men. Hank realizes that Becca inherited some of his writing talents after watching her during a reading of her latest work.moreless
Hank Moody narrowly survives the aftermath of his scorned ex-lover, Carrie, but the guilt of her death continues to haunt his dreams. Charlie takes Hank to see Atticus Fetch, a rocker who is interested in turning "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love" into a Broadway show. Meanwhile, Becca shares some news that causes Karen, Marcy, and Charlie to confront Hank.moreless
Archer and the rest of the crew aboard the International Space Station must escape the custody of the mutineers, who plan on using the hostages to colonize Mars.
Brenda and her team look into a hit and run accident in which a teenage girl riding her motorbike was killed by a hit and run driver. The investigation soon uncovers that the crime was committed using the Police Commissioner's wife's car, which she reported stolen.moreless
Archer is diagnosed with stage two breast cancer. Trying to keep a positive outlook, Archer tries to make peace with all his co-workers before his surgery. Lana takes pity on Archer's condition and gives their relationship a chance to be mended.moreless
Archer's favorite hooker Trinette comes to him claiming he fathered her child, and Barry from ODIN offers to supervise a paternity test. Malory convinces Archer to try to swap out his DNA sample, so he ends up having to break into a vault while being a liter low on blood.moreless
Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a trap - and a confrontation with Malory. Meanwhile, Lana learns of all of Cyril's past indiscretions and decides to get even.moreless
Lana lusts for Sterling Archer, which leads Malory to promote Cyril to a field agent. Archer is forced to train Cyril, while Malory worries about her son's future.
While trying to cover his tracks with his expense report, Archer stumbles upon a company secret. Tension rises between him and Lana.
When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.
Ross is not at all happy about the idea of Rachel moving to Paris, so goes out of his way to get her rehired at Ralph Lauren. Phoebe reads in the obituaries that Estelle Leonard, Joey's agent, has died, so pretends to be Estelle on the phone so as not to upset him. Monica and Chandler visit their new house again.moreless
After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees after she promises to do all the work. When Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday, she suggests he change the theme to a Chinese banquet. Unfortunately, Lois has already started planning the tea party and now Ray must find a way to convince her to change her plans.moreless
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Chandler and Monica have been unsuccessful in conceiving a child so go to a fertility clinic to get checked out. Ross helps Joey with dating advice despite the fact that he still wishes it was him dating Charlie. Against Phoebe's wishes, Rachel uses a free massage coupon from a soulless commercial spa.moreless
Debra and Ray pick out replacement spouses for each other and jealousy starts. Marie announces that Rose, the elderly lady next door, has passed away. Marie is upset because Rose is the woman she'd chosen for Frank if she hadn't died. Debra thinks it would be fun to fantasize about who should take her place and tells Ray she's selected her friend Linda. But then Ray picks Linda's husband Bernie for Debra.moreless
Ray fears something is wrong with him after he comes back from a night out with his friends and tells Debra that he didn't enjoy it. She thinks Ray is finally growing up. But then Ray says he wants to join his Father's lodge.moreless
After arguing with Ray over his inability to help her with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends, Linda and Bernie, mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Although Ray is completely against the idea, he quickly adopts a cooperative attitude when they meet the therapist, Pamela, who instantly takes a liking to Ray when he claims that he'll do anything to make his marriage work.moreless