Martin: I certainly would never ever consciously take over the fun at a wedding. I would be as quiet as a f**king church mouse. I don't particularly like being centre of attention, which is probably one of the reasons I've not got married – because that's worse than a premiere, that's worse than being on stage. I don't really fancy that and Amanda doesn't really like the idea of it all being on you. And I'm very polite because I know people sort of expect something of you that I don't want to deliver. I don't really want to comply and be the funniest man there, because I don't think I am. I happen to be an actor, but that's it.