Martin: (on girls throwing themselves at him while his girlfriend is present) She's not very keen on that and neither am I. It is so disrespectful to the woman who is there. I haven't had it that badly, I've had it marginally. It's just so shallow. You know why people are doing it. It's not because I've discovered a cure for cancer, it's because they've seen me on the telly, which is not a particularly impressive reason for someone to be attractive. It's not even like it's a big compliment. I think if you take that kind of stuff as a compliment, you're mad. If you think they mean it, or that if you were just a f**king dustman they'd be doing it … Of course they wouldn't. Being famous in itself is not a recommendation.