When Bert finishes reading his one hundredth book, Pete and Kate have to throw him his ideal birthday party, consisting of fire eaters, dancers and a special visitor. Upset that soccer moms are shunning her at the matches, Kate uses the party as an excuse to befriend them. Meanwhile, Diane and Pete argue over her driving and Warren becomes best mates with Hillary's would-be boyfriend.moreless
Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week.
Kate asks for Diane's advice on disciplining Warren and Hillary, while Pete and Jackie take Bert out for the day.
When Pete tells Kate that he suffers from a birthday curse, she sets out to break it and ensure he has fun this year. Meanwhile, the children do battle with lobsters and Jackie goes shopping for birthday presents with Diane.moreless
When they wake up on Christmas morning with a hangover and see what a state the house is in, Pete and his three past and present wives try to work out what happened.moreless
As Pete is nursed back to health by Jackie, Kate attempts to play cupid with Diane and another parent. Meanwhile, Bert tries to get his teacher to like him.
The Harrison household has lice and Diane takes charge. However, annoyed at being excluded, Kate teams up with Jackie to try to prove a point to Diane, but only succeed in making things worse. Meanwhile, Bert and Warren fight over a teddy bear.moreless
Jackie turns up at Pete and Kate's party and hooks up with Sad Steve, Pete's colleague. Despite finding it uncomfortable to start with, both try to help them make a go of it, when things look likely to develop. Meanwhile, Meg upsets Diane after posting an unflattering picture of her on Instagram and Hillary helps her brothers put together a live stream.moreless
Kate takes over Halloween while Pete makes a teenager his captive.
Kate and Pete are finding hard to get any time to themselves, so decide to sneak away to a janitor's closet during Diane’s 80s-themed school fundraiser. Meanwhile, Jackie gets help from the kids on her online dating profile.moreless
Meg temporarily staying with Pete and Kate causes tension between the two women and leads to Kate having to choose between being a wife and a step-mother. Meanwhile, Warren gets inspiration for his future during a Lego project.moreless
After Hillary is caught lying so she can meet up with a boy, Pete and Diane decide to snoop on her Facebook page to find out more about him.
Pete asks Kate to assist him in coaching Bert's soccer team when she says she would like more responsibility. Meanwhile, Hillary and Warren leave a stain on Diane's couch.
Kate volunteers to run a PTA meeting in order to prove herself to her husband's ex-wives and her three step-children. Unfortunately, she finds herself in a compromising position following an encounter with vodka.moreless
Charlie tries to get in between Kate and Lesley. Martin goes to a yoga class with Lacey.
Kate and Charlie loses the grant for their casual sex study and searches for new money. Nolan meets a woman online.
NTSF must deal with reports of aliens.
Sketches include: A new wedding related business idea from Bobby Bottleservice, Liz gets married in the finale to PubLizity, and a birthday party bounce house is operated by Ref Jeff.
In the second season finale things come to a head when Abbadonn learns of the upcoming expose and Amy's involvement ahead of schedule, though not in the way that she initially suspects. Numerous confrontations ensue, leading Amy to question whether she is indeed an Agent of Change...or a bringer of chaos.moreless
The bad news about the future of their jobs finally reach the staff of Cogentiva. Amy on the other hand is offered a new position at the company. At the same time she is struggling with her relationships to both Levi and Jeff.moreless
Amy is invited to an event in which she discovers the power of social media as a tool to unite people. At work she and Tyler come under suspicionfor hacking the computer system, which leads to Amy forming another alliance in her fight to bring down Abaddonn.moreless
Amy continues digging into the accounts of Abaddonn to uncover information she could give to Jeff. Unfortunately, her quest leads to collateral damage. Meanwhile, Krista ends up having complications during her pregnancy.
President Obama and his anger translator, Luther, address Mitt Romney, we meet the man who had to follow Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech, and two friends discuss their theories on what happens to their poop after they flush.moreless
Sketches include a first-hand look at President Barack Obama during his college years, crashing a Civil War reenactment, and Jesus's run-in with a dangerous pimp.
Ben is spotted by Pete and the crew with another woman, while Walt and Screwsie help Charlie deal with a bully.
Tim's embarassing past in television comes up on a business trip. & There is a celebrity in Tim and Amy's new co-op building that they cannot keep a secret.