So A friend of mine gave me a book called the Bro Code written by Barney Stinson. I didn't know who Barney Stinson was because I never watched "How I Met Your Mother" but I instantly recognized the picture of NPH on the cover. My friend gave it to me because I constantly make fun of bros, and the book is pretty dead on. I'm not sure if the book is making fun of bros though or if it's satire for bros. Alot of the reviews from bros love it and I really hope its satire against bros, so it makes it all the sweeter.
Article 62 of The Bro Code
"In the event that two Bros lock on the the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs. If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven't purchased any drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they are the same height, the Bro with the longest dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet Broshambo* shall determine dibs, provided the chick is still there."
*Rock, paper, scissors for Bros.