Nicole Randall Johnson
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Episode 4
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S 2 : Ep 4 - 10/17/12
Sketches include a bachelor party that gets weird, and a black kid with a white penis.
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God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
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S 8 : Ep 11 - 9/9/12
The Botwin's return home but not everyone is happy to see them.
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Stuck in the Middle With You
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S 1 : Ep 13 - 1/22/12
A drive-by at a local store may be the work of a man already in jail. Sweeney orders round-the-clock security when a hit is ordered. Jane is an unwelcome extra person when she accompanies two people on a date.
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Ready, Set, Don't Drive
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S 3 : Ep 2 - 11/9/08
Miley is riding high when she begins Drivers Ed., but she comes crashing down to earth after she learns that the class is not the easy ride she thought it was. Jackson and Rico's friendship is in jeopardy when Rico stays at the Stewart home.moreless -
Respect
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S 1 : Ep 2 - 10/16/08
Kath wants to put her home salon business on the map, and Phil helps her do so by getting her a booth at a local mall event. Meanwhile, Kim gets Craig fired from his job.moreless -
Episode #1302
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S 13 : Ep 2 - 9/22/07
Survivor MadTv: Special Guest Star Jeff Probst hosts a special on the best MadTv prime-time parodies ever. The parodies include: Survivor Cook Islands (all four segments); I Love Lucy 2, Lucy Meets Prince; The Honeymooners 2003; The Andy Griffith Show Meets Hannibal Lecter; P.A.X. Presents The Sopranos; Phantom of the Oprah; Montel Chilliams; and Clops III.moreless -
Episode #1222
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S 12 : Ep 22 - 5/19/07
Fred Willard guest stars: "Season-End Cliff Hangers"
"Blind Kung Fu Master vs. Galvadahl"
"The King Henry Show: Burger King"
"Coach Hines: The Prom"
"Church Roast"
"Tori Maclachan: Graduation Song"
"I Shouldn't Be Alive"
"Astroman vs. Killbrain the Fury"
"Celebrity Pets: Kim Jong Gae"
"Crafty Gals: Video Store"
"Coach Hines Close"moreless -
Back to One
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S 6 : Ep 3 - 4/17/07
Consumed by bloodlust, Vic finally gets the chance to avenge his friend's murder, despite Shane's pleas against it. Meanwhile, Ronnie is assigned by Claudette to help Dutch and Billings investigate a robbery homicide at a pharmacy.moreless -
Fairway, My Lovely
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S 1 : Ep 2 - 3/22/07
During a golf game, Andy sees his client, Guy Halverson, die of what is surely natural causes due to Halverson's obesity. Halverson's wife is convinced he was murdered though. Andy is dubious but learns that Halverson was having multiple affairs. Could one of his lovers be the killer?moreless -
Episode #1217
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S 12 : Ep 17 - 3/17/07
Show Open: Arden Myrin with guest star wrestler Edge, Rachael Ray's $40 a Day #1, Uninspired Award Ceremony, Last Speech, $40 a Day #2, Bobby Lee's Korean Soap Opera featuring The Edge, Darrell at the Movies, $40 a Day #3, Wedding Toast Interrupted, Alison Gets Lucky, Show Close: Last Speech Outtake.moreless -
Pilot
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S 1 : Ep 1 - 3/15/07
Andy Barker, a happy and successful Certified Public Accountant, decides to take a risk and open his own accounting business, but later decides to become a great Private Investigator, also after he moves into the office of Lew Staziak, a former P.I.moreless -
Episode #1216
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S 12 : Ep 16 - 3/10/07
K-Fed (Ike) opens the show to rap about Amway products and re-unite with Britney (Nicole P) in Silence of the Spears. A folk singer (Jordan) sings a song about the Basketball player Yao Ming (Bobby) in The Ballad of Yao Ming. In a satire of the Iraq war, Steve Jobs (Michael) presents the newest iProduct - the iRack, but his assistant (Nicole P) and stockholders (Keegan, Crista) refuse to support him when he "throws all his money at" and "puts all of his products" in the "iRack" in Steve Jobs Presents the iRack. Heidi Klum (Crista) is horribly miscast in a movie about a silent killer, as discovered by her co-stars (Ike, Keegan, Jordan) in Silent Vengeance. Two men (Ike, special guest Rob Corddry) discuss new things they tried last night, which include an italian restaraunt and gay sex with a co-worker (Jordan) in Tried. Coach Hines (Keegan) returns and is working at an ice cream store, but his customers, much to his disgrace, are two of his students (Ike, Bobby) in Coach Hines: Ice Cream Store. This week's Celebrity Pets claymation bit has Lindsey Lohan's dog talking about her life with Lindsey. In Condi Comes to Harlem II, Condi Rice (Nicole RJ) battles Kim Jong Il (Bobby). An announcer for Glad Sandwich bags starts talking about a fake gadget because he got tired of talking about Sandwich Bags in Glad Sandwich Bags Commercial. Grandma Noni (Crista) and her granddaughter (Arden) get into a bizarre wrestling match in Grandmother vs. Granddaughter. An old lady (Nicole RJ) bothers a worker at a video store (Keegan) by asking him tons of questions about the DVDs and Videos he has in Curious Old Lady at a Video Store.moreless -
Episode #1212
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S 12 : Ep 12 - 2/3/07
Bobby, Ike, and Crista play a game of football, with cameo appearances by Nicole Parker, Keegan-Michael Key, and a special appearance by NFL Linebacker Shawne Merriman in Football Game. Scottish protesters (Frank Caeti, Ike Barinholtz) are confused when their leader (Jordan Peele) reveals that he was anal raped by a Britishman in The Battle. The Superstitious Knights (Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele) try to help out the Bears with their good luck rituals, to their friend's (Frank Caeti) disbelief in Superstitious Knights: Regional Football Champs. WQRW News at 11 seems to be a little over-concerned with a few current events in WQRW Channel 8 News (voiceover by Keegan-Michael Key). Mofaz (Michael McDonald) and Condi Rice (Nicole Randall Johnson) discuss their personal problems in this episode's edition of The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man. Michael tries to hide his dislike for football from Ike and Keegan in Sports Talk. Keegan interviews Paula Abdul (Nicole Parker) via satellite in Paula Abdul Interview. In 24 with Bobby Lee, 24's Mary Lynn Rajskub mistakes Bobby for the asian actor from Heroes. QVC: Quacker Factory is back and Jeanne Bice (Nicole Parker) shows off her new hideous football designs, much to the dismay of her models (Crista Flanagan, Arden Myrin, Ike Barinholtz) and co-host (Nicole Randall Johnson). A couple (Frank Caeti, Arden Myrin) shows off a car's new features while making love in 2007 Toyota Yaris Commercial.moreless -
Episode #1209
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S 12 : Ep 9 - 12/16/06
The cast has a Secret Santa party that goes horribly wrong. A commercial for a new doll called Tickle Me Emo. A holiday robbery goes wrong in Holiday Sex Robber when the victims think the robber just wants them to have sex with each other (Keegan-Michael Key, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Michael McDonald, Bobby Lee, Ike Barionholtz, Frank Caeti). Xio Ling IV (Bobby Lee) and his partner review movies in The Korean Movie Review Show. In a Saw parody, an evil villian tries to fool it's less-then-intelligent victims in Saw 4: Jingle Hell (Arden Myrin, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Keegan-Michael Key). George Bush and Santa team up in George Bush and Santa Claus, a claymation sketch. On their show, Maury and Connie (Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald) and guest Joy Behar (Nicole Parker) celebrate Christmas together in Maury and Connie's Christmas Spectacular...the sketch ends with a surprise ending! Tori McLanson (Nicole Parker) performs a depressing Christmas song called Merry Ex-Mas for children. Frosy learns about global warming in the animation sketch Frosty and Global Warming. Jeff Probst visits to sing the Songs of Survivor (Jeff Probst, Nicole Parker, Michael McDonald, Nicole Randall Johnson, Jordan Peele). Finally, Luanne Lockheart (Crista Flangan) returns for some Christmas jokes in Luanne Lockheart: Christmas.moreless -
Episode #1207
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S 12 : Ep 7 - 11/25/06
Show Open: Christa Flanagan Mall Shopping Turns Deadly, Capote Trailer Parody #1: Infamous, Capote Trailer Parody #2: Capote-er, How Coach Hines Lost His Hair, Capote Trailer Parody #3: Capote-est, Desert Ridge Golfing: Too Hot to Golf, Dane Cook from myspace, Bobby Lee's Korean Drama, Celebrity Pet's Featuring Tom Cruise's Cat, Toby Explains Celebrity Divorces, The Sound of Music 40th Anniversary: DVD's Alternate Endings, Arden Myrin at the Hollywood Movie Premiere of Happy Feet , Show Close: How Coach Hines Lost His Hair Out Takes.moreless -
Episode #1206
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S 12 : Ep 6 - 11/18/06
Sketches include: Britney and K-Fed's Last Thanksgiving, a Homeless Men sketch, A parody of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, A parody ofStudio 60, a commercial about a birth control pill, a Claymation skit about Mariah Carey's dog, a new "Celebrity Obsessed" skit, an HNL featuring the cast of Deck the Halls, and a faux rocker performance.moreless -
Episode #1205
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S 12 : Ep 5 - 11/11/06
Open: Bobby Lee's Nudity Addiction Racial Job Interviews Cartoon Network's Rejects (animation) (#1) Music Video: Syphilis Girl (parody of "Promiscuous Girl" by Nelly Furtado) Madonna's Baby (#1) Asian Skills Real Estate Technique Madonna's Baby (#2) Parody: Family Guy Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MadTV (#1) HNL: Eva Longaria Madonna's Baby (#3) Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MadTV (#2) Commercial: Lytholyn (parody of allergy medicine commercials) Cartoon Network's Rejects (animation) (#2) Homophobic Gay Paster (animation) FOX's New Hit Show: HUH? Arnold Schwarzenegger Directs MadTV (#3)moreless -
Episode #1203
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S 12 : Ep 3 - 9/30/06
Open: "The Marine" Deleted Scenes, featuring John Cena (#1) Parody: Dane Cook's Stand-Up (#1) Superstitious Knights: Dealz Music Video: "I Will Never Apologize" (parody of Dixie Chick's "Not Ready to Make Nice") Madea's Ladies Night Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive (Korean Soap Opera Parody) Keiko the Antiseptic Busboy Weekly News With Toby: Pope Benedict XVI (animation) Parody: Dane Cook's Stand-Up (#2) "The Marine" Deleted Scenes (#2) Hooters Sketch Nicole Backstage at "Fame Becomes Me" Parody: Dane Cook's Stand-Up (#3) Performance: Calgona - "Keep Up With Your Love" (Fake performance) Close: Parody: Dane Cook's Stand-Up (#4)moreless -
Episode #1202
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S 12 : Ep 2 - 9/23/06
Open: The Hills The Crazy Life With Maury and Connie Bobby Lee Auditioning for Howie Mandel Verlene #1 Arden on the Nip/Tuck Season Premiere Verlene #2 Larry King Loves Lost Jordan's BET Video-Watch Me Play Madden Ka-Son Works at the Airport Verlene #3 Weekly News With Toby Part Two (animation) Close: Bobby Lee Opening for Howie Mandelmoreless -
Episode #1201
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S 12 : Ep 1 - 9/16/06
Open: Parody: Survivor: Cook Islands (#1)
Parody: High School Musical (#1)
Parody: Survivor: Cook Islands (#2)
Celebrity Obsessed Movie Theater
Parody: Survivor: Cook Islands (#3)
Music Video: "Kim Jong Il's "Crazy"
My Super Sweet 30
Parody: Survivor: Cook Islands (4)
HNL: The Cast of Gridiron Gang
Parody: High School Musical (#2)
Fake Performance: Keving Federline
Close: Bobby's Lee's Parents on the MADtv Setmoreless -
Lewis Needs A Kidney
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S 5 : Ep 5 - 10/30/05
When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who "gets" to give up their organ. -
Mr. Monk Goes to the Office
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S 4 : Ep 4 - 7/29/05
A parking garage attendant is inadvertently killed when a murderer targets a financier, and Monk must go undercover as an office worker to solve the case. -
Raineesha X
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S 2 : Ep 10 - 8/11/04
Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and sets about changing her ways, as well as the ways of several other deputies. -
Frame of Mind
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S 2 : Ep 7 - 4/28/04
The killing of a traveling salesman maybe connected to the unsolved murder of an adult movie star's father. -
The Hunger Artist
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S 2 : Ep 23 - 5/16/02
Season Finale. The CSIs investigate when the body of an unidentified young woman is discovered stuffed in an overturned shopping cart near a freeway underpass. Her horribly disfigured and partially decomposed face is a nightmare of blood, scabs and scars, as if she'd been shoved into a fan. A huge circular hole dominates her left cheek. Someone not only wanted her dead, Grissom reasons, but "they wanted her ugly." Adding to the mystery are the cart's other contents: an expensive handbag, fashion magazines and a leather day planner with notes written in code.moreless -
Ben Don't Leave
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S 4 : Ep 16 - 4/17/02
Lauren comes by Dean & DeLuca to announce that she is leaving the next day and expects Ben to help her move. She snaps at Felicity and accuses Ben and her of selfishness. Felicity tries to confess her plagiarism, but Professor Carnes interrupts. She is so certain of Felicity's innocence that she has her hearing moved to the next day to get it out of the way. Felicity learns that Ben has been injured in a car accident. Lauren suffered minor injuries, and the baby was unharmed. Felicity overhears the doctor say that Lauren was driving while drunk. Sean shows way too much interest in Noel's love life. Noel begins to fear that Zoe isn't attracted to him because they have yet to sleep together. She later assures him that this is not the case; she had been depressed the past few weeks because she had stopped taking her medication. Richard asks Elena to go to a dance with him to make another girl jealous. She punches him after learning that he only asked her because she is black.moreless
