Noel Gallagher

Noel: (on his brother Liam) It's a good thing we don't live in the United States, where guns are accessible, because I'd have blown his head off by now. The problem is, I can't fire him because my mom would kill me.

Noel: I've got a backlog of 30-odd songs just sitting there. I don't know what the f**k I'm going to do with them all. Could I give them to someone else to sing? Well, there's a few that sound like girls could sing them, but who? F**king Amy Winehouse? She'll be dead before I write another one.

Noel: Nobody gets Liam. Not even his wife gets Liam. Who would want to anyways?

Noel: (after being sued by Coke) Now we all drink Pepsi!

Noel: In Newcastle some geezer jumped up on the stage and punched me in the eye. It went off pretty bad; there was a riot at the gig. You always get that in England. There's always someone in the front giving you the finger. Did they queue up for six hours just to come down and call me a wanker? I don't understand that mentality. It's very strange.

Noel: I'm embarrassed when I see Brits abroad; they have their tops off, wear flip flops, and shout at the top of their voices.

Noel: I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Noel: (on the creation of Oasis) When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn't like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.

Noel: (on his brother's song writing skills) Liam is a song writing genius. His songs make me cry 'cause they are better than mine.

Noel: All I ever wanted to do was make a record. Here's what you do: you pick up your guitar, you rip a few people's tunes off, you swap them round a bit, get your brother in the band, punch his head in every now and again, and it sells. I'm a lucky bastard. I'm probably the single most lucky man in the world -- apart from our Liam.

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