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Biography

Patrice Oneal (born Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal on December 7, 1969 in Roxbury, Boston, Massachusetts, United States) is an African-American comedian, actor, and former…more

Born

12/7/1969, Roxbury, Boston, Massachusetts, United States

Birth Name

Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal

Gender

Male

Credits

Star (12)

Role
- Web Junk 20
  Host (Seasons 1-2 )
  - S 3: Ep 6 Best of Web Junk 2006
    12/22/06
  - S 2: Ep 6 Episode 6
    7/21/06
  - S 2: Ep 5 Episode 5
    7/14/06
  - S 2: Ep 4 Episode 4
    7/7/06
  - S 2: Ep 3 Episode 3
    6/23/06
  - + 13 More Credits
- I Love the 70s: Volume 2
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 9 1978
    7/14/06
  - S 1: Ep 10 1979
    7/14/06
  - S 1: Ep 7 1976
    7/13/06
  - S 1: Ep 8 1977
    7/13/06
  - S 1: Ep 5 1974
    7/12/06
  - + 5 More Credits
- O'Grady
  Harold
  - S 2: Ep 2 Vacation
    3/10/06
  - S 1: Ep 13 Remotes
    5/13/05
  - S 1: Ep 12 No Pain, No Gain
    5/6/05
  - S 1: Ep 11 Old Cold
    4/22/05
  - S 1: Ep 10 Sugar Hill
    4/15/05
  - + 9 More Credits
- I Love the Holidays
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 1 I Love the Holidays
    11/7/05
- I Love the ‘80s: 3D
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 10 1989
    10/28/05
  - S 1: Ep 9 1988
    10/28/05
  - S 1: Ep 8 1987
    10/27/05
  - S 1: Ep 7 1986
    10/27/05
  - S 1: Ep 6 1985
    10/26/05
  - + 4 More Credits
- Shorties Watchin' Shorties
  Baby Patrice
  - S 1: Ep 13 Episode 13
    12/16/04
  - S 1: Ep 12 Episode 12
    11/10/04
  - S 1: Ep 11 Episode 11
    11/4/04
  - S 1: Ep 9 Episode 9
    10/28/04
  - S 1: Ep 10 Episode 10
    10/24/04
  - + 8 More Credits
- I Love the 90s
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 10 I Love: 1999
    7/16/04
  - S 1: Ep 9 I Love: 1998
    7/16/04
  - S 1: Ep 8 I Love: 1997
    7/15/04
  - S 1: Ep 7 I Love: 1996
    7/15/04
  - S 1: Ep 6 I Love: 1995
    7/14/04
  - + 5 More Credits
- Tough Crowd
  Frequent Guest
  - — Episode #2068
    6/14/04
  - S 1: Ep 1 Thursday, August 7th, 2003
    8/7/03
  - S 1: Ep 9 Episode #108
    12/19/02
  - S 1: Ep 8 Episo#107
    12/18/02
  - S 1: Ep 7 Episode #106
    12/17/02
  - + 8 More Credits
- I Love the 90's Part Deux
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 10 1999
    1/21/04
  - S 1: Ep 9 1998
    1/21/04
  - S 1: Ep 8 1997
    1/20/04
  - S 1: Ep 7 1996
    1/20/04
  - S 1: Ep 6 1995
    1/19/04
  - + 5 More Credits
- Contest Searchlight
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 4 Episode 4
    9/4/02
  - S 1: Ep 3 Episode 3
    8/28/02
  - S 1: Ep 2 Episode 2
    8/21/02
  - S 1: Ep 1 Episode 1
    8/14/02
- The Colin Quinn Show
  Various
  - S 1: Ep 3 Episode #103
    3/25/02
  - S 1: Ep 2 Episode #102
    3/18/02
  - S 1: Ep 1 Episode #101
    3/11/02
- Patrice O'Neal: Elephant in the Room
  Himself
Recurring Role (1)

Role
- The Jury
  Adam Walker
  - S 1: Ep 10 Too Jung to Die
    8/6/04
  - S 1: Ep 9 Lamentation on the Reservation
    7/30/04
  - S 1: Ep 8 Pilot
    7/23/04
  - S 1: Ep 7 The Boxer
    7/16/04
  - S 1: Ep 6 Memories
    7/9/04
  - + 5 More Credits
Guest Star (14)

Role
- Z Rock
  The Stage Manager
  - S 1: Ep 5 Episode 5
    9/21/08
- The Office
  Lonnie Collins
  - S 3: Ep 20 Safety Training
    4/12/07
  - S 2: Ep 15 Boys and Girls
    2/2/06
  - S 1: Ep 5 Basketball
    4/19/05
- The Tyra Banks Show
  Himself
  - S 2: Ep 59 Web Celebs
    12/6/06
- The Ellen DeGeneres Show
  Himself
  - S 4: Ep 4 Brad Garrett/Patrice Oneal/Ivan Koumaev
    9/7/06
- Late Show with David Letterman
  Guest
  - S 13: Ep 177 Show #2590
    7/17/06
  - S 13: Ep 120 Show #2533
    3/30/06
- One Night Stand
  Himself
  - S 5: Ep 8 Patrice O'Neal
    10/7/05
- Weekends at the D.L.
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 7 Chris Jericho / Patrice O'Neal / Tammy Pescatelli
    8/12/05
- Comedy Central Presents
  Himself
  - — The Roast of Jeff Foxworthy
    3/20/05
  - S 7: Ep 10 Patrice O'Neal
    4/11/03
- Arrested Development
  T-Bone
  - S 1: Ep 2 Top Banana
    11/9/03
- Ed
  Andre Stangel
  - S 4: Ep 2 New Car Smell
    10/1/03
- Yes, Dear
  Tow Truck Driver
  - S 4: Ep 1 Natural Born Delinquents
    9/22/03
- Chappelle's Show
  Pit Bull
  - S 1: Ep 9 Ep. #109
    3/19/03
- Comic Remix
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 7 Episode #107
    8/19/02
- Premium Blend
  Himself
  - S 5: Ep 8 Episode 501
    11/23/01
Cameo (1)

Role
- Comedy Central Roast
  Roaster
  - S 1: Ep 2 Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy
    3/20/05

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- Patrice was falsely imprisoned for rape when he was 17.
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- Patrice was a star high school football player, and was recruited by Northeastern University.
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- Patrice's first stand-up experience came after he was heckling another comic, and then the other comic asked Patrice to come up on stage to see if he could do better.
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- [On when he knew he wanted to pursue a comedy career] Patrice Oneal: When I was seventeen. I had a legitimate desire and want to do comedy at seventeen, but I started at twenty-two. It's like exercise. You say, "I'll do it tomorrow," and then you don't do it and say, "I'll do it tomorrow," and then 365 tomorrows later you still haven't done it. Eventually, I did it today and I've been doing it today ever since.
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- [On acting] Patrice Oneal: I think serious acting is easier than being comedic. It is easier for me to be dramatic on camera than it is for me to be comedic. I enjoyed being serious on camera. I would love to have a great role. I was looking at Dane Cook in Mr. Brooks and it looks like he's doing something that's going to bring him out of that whole standup world.
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- [On the audience at his shows] Patrice Oneal: A lot of people walk out of my show. If I've got 250-300 people in the audience, 20 will walk out. I average about 20 walkouts, which is good. Because everybody else stays, and I love that. That's what comedy is. Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural.
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