I don\\\\\\\'t know whether Penn Gillette is the fat one or the dumb one, I never gave either that much thought. He\\\\\\\'s named his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter and then said people named Dave are losers. I named my kid Dave. He\\\\\\\'s not a loser nor will he ever be embarrassed when his teacher calls his name.
\\\\\\\"Hello little girl. What\\\\\\\'s your name?\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\"Bwaaaaahaahahahahhhahahahaa! You\\\\\\\'re hysterical. No seriously, what\\\\\\\'s your name?\\\\\\\"