Rachel Dratch

Rachel: (on Studio 60 on the Sunset Stip) What's weird to me about it is that they're so serious about comedy. In the real comedy world, no one's like, "We've got to change people!"

Rachel: (in December, 2008) I'm in a musical, but don't spin this like 'poor Rachel finally got a job. I'm in this musical called Minsky's that's going to L.A., and then it's hopefully going to Broadway. It's by the writer who did The Drowsy Chaperone. And the music's by Charles Strouse, who wrote Annie! He's like 80, and he's fit as a fiddle. And he's at the rehearsal - I got to go up to him and say I used to dance around to Annie in my living room. He was very nice and gracious and said, 'It's so great to touch someone's life'.

Rachel (on her plans for Passover 2008): I can't go to Passover because I got another job! I have to go to L.A. tomorrow for a pilot. Oh, and you know what else happened? The Craig Ferguson show called me up a couple of days ago and were like, 'Hey, will you do the show again?'.