Ray Romano


Ray Romano Trivia


  • Trivia

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    • Ray Romano: I would do a nude scene, sure, if they ever made the movie "Flat Ass Comes to Town!"

    • Ray Romano: (about rumors that he loves strippers) I'll say two things about that. One, please don't believe anything you read in the tabloids. Two, I love people. You do the math.

    • Ray Romano: Mike [Royce] and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

    • Ray Romano: (After winning an Emmy for Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series Emmy) [My wife] said to me 'I hope you win...but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.'

    • Ray Romano: If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

    • Ray Romano: Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

    • Ray Romano: It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

    • Ray Romano: I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

    • Ray Romano: You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

    • Ray Romano: (at the 2000 Golden Globe Awards) I feel like this is a dream -- and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

    • Ray Romano: (about "Everybody Loves Raymond") We've written the stories as they've happened in our lives, and they have happened in our lives, and people seem to identify with them. And as scary as that sounds, people seem themselves in us.

    • Ray Romano: If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.

    • Ray Romano: It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

    • Ray Romano: In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.

    • Ray Romano: My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

    • Ray Romano: I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

    • Ray Romano: I wanted to do something different, but it's a weird transition you're making here. You're trying to get the audience to come with you.

    • Ray Romano: If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

    • Ray Romano: I'd rather be in Las Vegas, 104 degrees, than New York, 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off!