Regis Philbin

Regis: I plan on getting out there and mixing with the crowd. I want to show everyone what happens in Times Square not from a distance, but from right there in the crowd.

Regis: Now I should live to be 100.

Regis: All these years and now two in one night. This is for everyone who never won anything in their lives. This one's for you.

Regis: It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it's very tasty food.

Regis: Oh, boy. That's going to be a lot of fun, sitting down and get that thing done.

Regis: And if I don't win it, there's something wrong.

Regis: He's still my best friend. It's just business.

Regis: They could have had Regis back this year if they wanted. Ratings were pretty high.

Regis: Regis can do anything these young punks can do. I fit right in there with my Fox people. They want Regis to dance, Regis will dance. They want Regis to lift weights with them, Regis will lift weights with them. Whatever they want!

Regis: My network needs me! I'm there. 'This Is Your Life' was always one of my favorite shows.

Regis: I'm going to call upon the nation to usher in a period of personal responsibility. I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make and each of you are as well.

Regis: Those who just blurt out an answer and then later regret it.

Regis: Here's the chance to become the TV star you always knew you could be.

Regis: It's my favorite awards show, because it's about people who are helping people.

Regis: What's so wonderful about being 6'3". What is this mythical edge tall men have over average and short men?

Regis: I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.