Ricardo: (Onstage, at the Ricardo Montalban Theater) Most of you know the five stages of the actor. But in my case, there are seven stages. The first stage is, 'Who is Ricardo Montalban?' The second stage is, 'Get me Ricardo Montalban.' Third stage is, 'Get me a Ricardo Montalban type.' The fourth stage is, 'Get me a young Ricardo Montalban.' Fifth stage is, 'Who is Ricardo Montalban?' Sixth stage, in my case because of the 'Spy Kids' movies, is, 'Wait a minute — isn't that Whats-his-name?' Seventh stage — because of this theatre, people passing by a few years from now — is, 'Who the hell is that?'