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  • Bad Night in Big Butte

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    S 2 : Ep 23 - 3/2/72

    Heyes and the Kid tracks friend Georgette to borrow some money for a high stakes poker game, but finds that George has plans of her own. She intends to get the loot from a insurance fraud, that will soon be statute-barred - a diamond, hidden somewhere in the hotel where the thief was captured. Present is also a professional bounty hunter, who also wants the diamond, and the sheriff who caught the original thief. Who will find the diamond first? George, the sheriff, the bounty hunter, or the diamond-seeking animal that Heyes brings?moreless
  • Lisa the Psychologist

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    S 6 : Ep 24 - 3/9/71

    Oliver takes a night course in organic farming at the state college while Lisa studies psychology. After just three classes, everyone in Hooterville is running to "Doctor Lisa" to analyze their problems and give advice. Despite all of Oliver's bellyaching about her not being a doctor, she's soon "saved the life" of Hank Kimball, Sam Drucker, Arnold the Pig, and a quacking goat with an identity problem. Exasperated, Oliver has to make an appointment just to see his own wife.

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  • The Hole in the Porch

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    S 6 : Ep 23 - 3/2/71

    Oliver's temporary fix on his dry-rotted front porch proves pointless when Kimball removes the new board and promptly falls through. After Lisa moves the injured patient their bedroom to recuperate, he blows non-stop on his kazoo whenever he wants something. Ralph Monroe shows up wearing in a nurse's uniform from a theater production to care for her "Hankie" and throw herself at him while he can't run away. Self-appointed "attorney" Haney tries to soak Oliver with a $50,000 lawsuit just before local farmers bring their livestock into the bedroom for Kimball's animal clinic. Oliver finally storms out in search of a saloon.

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  • The Carpenter's Ball

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    S 6 : Ep 22 - 2/23/71

    Ralph wants Hank to ask her to the Carpenter's Ball, but he comes up with feeble excuses to avoid going. Planning to get the two together at the event, Lisa asks Hank to be her date to the party. In no time, Hooterville is convinced that the Douglases' marriage is on the rocks and that Lisa and Hank are running off to Acapulco.moreless
  • A Girl for Drobny

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    S 6 : Ep 21 - 2/16/71

    Lisa concludes that Drobny, the duck she received from her uncle in Hungary, is lonesome. She invites Arnold over to play with him, but alas, the language barrier is too great to overcome. Lisa's next plan is get Drobny a girlfriend, so she talks Oliver into buying a female duck from Mr. Haney. Soon, love is in bloom for Drobny and Gertrude.moreless
  • King Oliver I

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    S 6 : Ep 20 - 2/9/71

    The governor declares the state bankrupt, shuts down most services, and raises taxes by 52%. Hothead Oliver demands the locals protest and, after hearing Lisa's story of how her father the king responded to a tax increase, secedes from the union. They blow up the bridge out of town and anoint Mr. Douglas as King Oliver I. Now in a panic, Governor Carstairs puts on his waders and comes to Hooterville for a summit with his royal highness.

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  • The Spot Remover

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    S 6 : Ep 19 - 2/2/71

    Lisa's Uncle Boris sends her a jar of his incredibly effective cleaning fluid. It removes stains from suit coats and rugs, not to mention green from toupees. Seeing dollar signs, Haney sneaks a sample and has it analyzed; the secret formula ends up being a magical recipe for cabbage soup.moreless
  • Star Witness

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    S 6 : Ep 18 - 1/26/71

    While in Pixley with the Douglases, Arnold witnesses a hold-up of the Pixley Bank. With his voice gone from squealing, a hoarse Arnold is unable to describe the crooks to the sheriff. The robbers learn that one Arnold Ziffel can identify them, so they come to the Douglas farm to silence him for good. They mistakenly kidnap Eb, not realizing that it was a pig who saw the whole thing.moreless
  • The Wedding Deal

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    S 6 : Ep 17 - 1/19/71

    With just two weeks until their wedding, Eb and Darlene still don't have a location for the ceremony. Mr. Haney's first suggestion, to have it for free at a car wash, doesn't wash. His second scheme, which comes complete with a household of furniture, gets Eb's signature on the dotted line. Darlene's father, however, refuses to let her get married on television in a furniture emporium's front window.moreless
  • Son of Drobny

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    S 6 : Ep 16 - 1/12/71

    Hooterville plans an elaborate celebration for the son of war hero Drobny who just arrived at the Douglas farm. Lisa claims Drobny's father delivered secret messages to General de Gaulle while she was in the Hungarian underground during WWII. As usual, the locals ignore Oliver's attempts to tell them that their guest of honor is literally a duck sent by Lisa's weird Uncle Janos.

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  • The Free Paint Job

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    S 6 : Ep 15 - 1/5/71

    Oliver's happy to let a paint company put a fresh coat on the house as an advertising stunt. But to everyone's surprise, the wood is so porous, it sucks up the paint as quickly as it's applied. The wood literally makes a sucking sound as the paint disappears. Haney shows Oliver how to close the house's pores, but that causes it to make an even worse sound. In the kitchen, Lisa is taking three weeks to practice cooking spaghetti and meatballs for Oliver's birthday.

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  • The Engagement Ring

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    S 6 : Ep 14 - 12/29/70

    Eb is sent packing when Darlene's dad learns he proposed to is daughter with a watch fob he won in a bowling tournament rather than a ring. Lisa gives Eb the $2000 ring Oliver used to get engaged to her and everyone is happy--until the old man has it appraised. The cheapo ring only makes Mr. Wheeler madder. Since the old man cares more about money than love, Lisa has a chat with the old man that makes him see the light.

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  • Charlie, Homer and Natasha

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    S 6 : Ep 13 - 12/22/70

    While Oliver refuses take Lisa to New York for a big party, Eb begins hanging around with his new invisible friend, Charlie. Lisa joins in and fabricates Natasha, and Oliver invents a nonexistent buddy just to make fun of the other two. Eventually, Oliver thinks Eb may have flipped and needs a psychiatrist. Conveniently, Lisa knows a good one in New York.

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  • The Liberation Movement

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    S 6 : Ep 12 - 12/15/70

    After Lisa hears a women's liberation speaker, she demands that Oliver share the household chores while she runs the farm. While he meets with nothing but red tape while trying to build a tool shed, Lisa gets the permit and completes the building with ease. A skeptical Oliver is in disbelief that his wife is so successful at "men's work".moreless
  • The High Cost of Loving

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    S 6 : Ep 11 - 12/8/70

    Wanting a better paying career, Eb enters the accounting program of a correspondence school. When they mistakenly enroll him in their acting course, Eb believes it's destiny calling. Despite a disastrous attempt at makeup, he studies by dramatizing everyday events; a boring meal becomes dinner with King Louis XIV with Lisa as his serving "wrench".moreless
  • Oliver's Double

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    S 6 : Ep 10 - 12/1/70

    An embezzler hiding out in Pixley is an Oliver Douglas look-alike. When Eb spots the crook kissing his wife, he accuses Oliver of cheating on "Mom". Haney also see the two together and tries to blackmail Oliver into buying a hideous painting by "famous" artist Pablum Picarasso. When the cops show up, Oliver's the first one who's arrested. With both the real and fake Oliver in custody, Lisa si given the tasks of identifying who is who.

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  • Enterprising Eb

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    S 6 : Ep 9 - 11/24/70

    Oliver and Lisa give Eb and his future bride two acres to build a house on. Eb, however, has only saved $538 for the task. He comes up with several schemes to raise a down payment for a bank loan; he rents out the Douglas' farm as a trailer park, a trash dump, and a bed and breakfast. Oliver hits the roof, but he was irritated to start with. He'd endured dinner with Eb's future in-laws, the Wheelers, who kept accusing him of being a lush.

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  • Apple-Picking Time

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    S 6 : Ep 8 - 11/17/70

    Oliver actually has a good apple crop, but the valley has no pickers. He suggests the farmers take turns picking each other's crops, but by the time they get to his, they're tired and injured. Adding to Oliver's troubles is Lisa's non-stop pestering for driving lessons. When she does get behind the wheel, she plows their vehicle into a sheriff's car. She doesn't have a license and Oliver's has expired.

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  • Eb's Double Trouble

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    S 6 : Ep 7 - 11/10/70

    The new schoolteacher, Carol, arrives in Hooterville and Eb is in love. He'd asked his current girlfriend, Darlene, to the dance weeks earlier, but now wants to go with Carol. After seeking and ignoring advice from Oliver, Eb listens to Mr. Haney and tells Darlene that he has a wife in Racine, Wisconsin. Darlene's father, angry over this little revelation, takes his displeasure out on Oliver's nose.moreless
  • The Great Mayoralty Campaign

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    S 6 : Ep 6 - 10/27/70

    Mayorial candidate Oliver Douglas faces an opponent when the Hooterville women nominate Lisa to run. While the men plot to improve Oliver's stuffy image, Ralph Monroe wages a campaign of dirty tricks against him that includes hotscake batter in his hat and a water hose in the face.Oliver and Lisa's marriage begins to suffer, resulting in Ralph Monroecampagning as Lady Godiva.

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  • Oliver Goes Broke

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    S 6 : Ep 5 - 10/20/70

    After saying good-bye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. When Haney spots her applying at the County Welfare office, he assumes she's there for the free soup. Soon, Hooterville's convinced "dumb dumb" Oliver has lost his money and sent his wife out to find a job.moreless
  • A Royal Love Story

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    S 6 : Ep 4 - 10/6/70

    Lisa tells Lori yet another version of how she and Oliver met. In this one, she was living in a Paris apartment with her father, the deposed King of Hungary. While he was plotting his return to power, Lisa was working as a waitress at a sidewalk cafe when Oliver stopped by for six bottles of champagne. The King wants her to marry a baron who will bankroll his army, but Lisa loves poor American Oliver Douglas.moreless
  • Jealousy

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    S 6 : Ep 3 - 9/29/70

    Eb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car, though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Meanwhile, Lisa is busy lavishing gifts on little Lori. Feeling he's been replaced in the Douglas family, a dejected Eb runs away to find a new job. He stops by Drucker's store just long enough to tell Sam how Oliver keeps him locked in leg irons and lost his $4000 on a drunken gambling spree in Las Vegas. Eb quickly returns home to discover Oliver isn't the monster he's been claiming.

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  • The Coming-Out Party

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    S 6 : Ep 2 - 9/22/70

    Lori, the little girl who missed the train back to the city, is staying with the Douglases. Lisa's plan to introduce her to the local children by having a party and gets out of hand; the festivities grow to include an elephant and Haney giving biplane rides. While Oliver fights to downsize her event, he searches for a replacement part for his ancient Hoyt-Clagwell tractor so he can begin planting.

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  • The City Kids

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    S 6 : Ep 1 - 9/15/70

    Four children from the city spend a week on the farm the Douglases. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and milk a cow, Lisa falls in love with the little girl of the group, Lori. The two bond over a batch of banana jelly.moreless
  • The Wealthy Landowner

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    S 5 : Ep 25 - 4/11/70

    In a personals ad, Eb advertises himself as a wealthy landowner. He begins communicating with a woman with a Park Avenue address, prompting him to exaggerate his worth even more. By the time she arrives for a visit, Eb is passing the Douglases off as sharecroppers who work for him.moreless
  • Happy Birthday

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    S 5 : Ep 26 - 4/11/70

    To his irritation, Oliver learns he shares his birthday with Arnold Ziffel. He refuses to spread the joy by getting a gift for theZiffel boy, even though the pig gives him a fur-lined electric snout warmer. Even though he requested no celebration, Oliver's convinced that Lisa is throwing him a surprise party, so he puts on his tux and goes all around Hooterville looking for it. He gets a surprise, but it's not a party.

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  • Uncle Fedor

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    S 5 : Ep 24 - 3/28/70

    Lisa's skittish Uncle Fedor uses the Douglases home to hide out--mostly under the bed and sofa. He claims he's on the run from the Secet Police who want him for smuggling a secret formula. When a man with a scar and another without an ear are spotted in Hooterville, his wild tale starts to seem believable.moreless
  • The Beeping Rock

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    S 5 : Ep 23 - 3/21/70

    A wild story told by an 11-year-old about his recent trip to the moon enthralls Eb and Lisa. Oliver believes none of it, especially when the kid sells Lisa a "moon rock" for $14. But once the rock stars beeping under the moonlight (and when Arnold snorts at it), he suspects he's the subject of a practical joke. Oliver ships it off to NASA for their scientists to examine.moreless
  • The Picnic

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    S 5 : Ep 22 - 3/7/70

    Oliver wants to have a simple, romantic Sunday picnic with Lisa. His afternoon for two turns into an irritating crowd when everyone invites themselves and tags along. Joining the couple are Eb, his girlfriend Linda and her accordion, her parents, Sam Drucker, his date and her sousaphone, Hank Kimball, Linda's Grandpa and some old lady he hit on at the gas station. That night, Oliver and Lisa take refuge in the barn when the crowd shows up at their house.

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