Rick Rossovich

Rick Rossovich Quotation "I'd like to be Martha Stewart's house boy." --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Movie Title: Losin' It (1983) as Marine: Marine : Hey! The MP's will have us out of here. And when they do, you're dead. Spider : Says who, dick-breath? -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Movie Title: The Terminator (1984) as Matt: Matt : Don't make me bust you up, man. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Movie Title: Roxanne (1987) as Chris McConnell: [The first time Chris sees C.D.'s nose] Chris McConnell : It's huge! It's enormous! It's gigantic! They said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be BIG! Chris McConnell : Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows? Chris McConnell : What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist. C.D. Bales : Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist. C.D. Bales : Do you know the phrase carpe diem? Chris McConnell : It's, it's fish, fish bait, right? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Movie Title: Navy SEALS (1990) as Leary: Hawkins : What's he saying? Leary : Something about your mother. [Hawkins lowers his gun and slightly alters his aim, hitting the terrorist directly in the forehead with a well-aimed shot] Hawkins : NEVER talk about Mom... Hawkins : Leary, you got that missile. You might wanna think about using it. Leary : I would if I could figure the damn thing out. Rexer : It's a one shot deal. Leary : What? Hawkins : You miss, we die. Leary : They won't fuck with us in the water! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Movie Title: Top Gun (1986) as Slider: Slider : Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway? Goose : The list is long, but distinguished. Slider : Yeah, well so is my Johnson. [Charlie has just given Maverick her address while pretending to turn down his date offer] Slider : Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav? Maverick : Hey, Slider. [sniffs] Maverick : You stink! Goose : Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman : Won this bullshit? Goose : Didn't everybody? Hollywood : Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman : Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood : Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider : That was me laughing, dickhead. [Iceman shoots down a MiG] Slider : Splash that sucker, yeah! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------