Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner

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9/17/1956, Miami, Florida

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    • Rita: If you want to break up with a man, tell him, 'I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children. I want us to grow old together and be with each other forever.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

    • Rita: I wanted to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours.

    • Rita: In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

    • Rita: My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head!

    • Rita Rudner : (Speaking on NPR radio, reflecting on her early days as a magician's assistant in The Magic Show on Broadway) Oh, you never want to see another feather. Or birds or lions or any animals. I've been in more cages than I care to remember.

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