The Bus: Ned needs to get to school as quickly as possible to get a love note he left for Suzie that could ruin their relationship. Moze tries to get the new kid to sit with her, but Martin is making it difficult for her. Meanwhile, Cookie misses the bus and needs to find a way to get to school or his perfect no tardy record will be no more.
Bad Hair Days: Ned needs to sneak over to the high school to get a free haircut so he will have enough money to take Suzie out on a date. Moze tries many different hair to try and get the new kid to like her. Finally, Cookie attempts to get Lisa to notice his very, very tiny mustache.
Dismissal: Suzie moves into Ned's locker, Moze has to go to the bathroom and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.
School Plays: Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy, Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.
Popularity: Someone has made a list of the most popular kids at school. Ned tries to talk to Susie, even though he is not in the top ten. Cookie hunts down the list's maker to convince him to make Cookie popular. Lastly, Moze finds out she's one of Polk's top ten most popular kids, but still wants to hang out with her old friends.
Stress: Ned is stressed because he thinks Suzie has a new boyfriend and wants to break up with him. Cookie is stressed because his arch rival, Evelyn beat him on a test, and Moze is stressed about becoming her English teacher when she grows up.
April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth because she thinks he is getting annoying, but Seth thinks it's a prank every time Moze says that she is breaking up with him.
Excuses: When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse because everyone knows that is a common excuse.
Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him.
Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze compete to win a mountain bike in a recycling contest. Everything they collect is stolen, but Cookies idea of gluing bottles together ends up in him having it bought by an art collector. Ned loses the guide in the recycling madness, and Moze sneaks into the teacher's lounge to collect recyclables.
Video Projects: Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting too cool to get students to like him.
School Clubs: Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt!
Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after Lunch Lady predicts doom.