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Biography

Robert Schneider (born October 31, 1963 in San Francisco, California) is an American writer, actor, and comedian. He was a Saturday Night Live cast…more

Born

10/31/1963, San Francisco, California

Birth Name

Martin Robert Schneider

Gender

Male

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Star (5)

Role
- Rob
  Rob
  - S 1: Ep 8 Dad Comes To Visit
    3/1/12
  - S 1: Ep 7 Romantic Weekend
    2/23/12
  - S 1: Ep 6 The Baby Bug
    2/16/12
  - S 1: Ep 5 Rob Learns Spanish
    2/9/12
  - S 1: Ep 4 Family Secrets
    2/2/12
  - + 3 More Credits
- Saturday Night Live
  Various
  - — Best of David Spade
    10/15/05
  - — The Best Of Alec Baldwin
    5/28/05
  - — The Best of Tom Hanks
    11/6/04
  - — The Best of Christopher Walken
    9/7/04
  - — The Best of Game Show Parodies
    2/28/00
  - + 5 More Credits
- Teen Choice Awards
  Host
  - S 1: Ep 7 Teen Choice 2005
    8/14/05
- Saturday Night Live
  Himself
  - S 19: Ep 20 Heather Locklear/Janet Jackson
    5/14/94
  - S 19: Ep 19 John Goodman/The Pretenders
    5/7/94
  - S 19: Ep 18 Emilio Estevez/Pearl Jam
    4/16/94
  - S 19: Ep 17 Kelsey Grammer/Dwight Yoakam
    4/9/94
  - S 19: Ep 16 Helen Hunt/Snoop Doggy Dogg
    3/19/94
  - + 70 More Credits
- Men Behaving Badly (US)
  Jamie Coleman
  - S 2: Ep 8 Jamie's Got Next
  - S 2: Ep 11 The Fur Man Cometh
  - S 2: Ep 13 Carpe Dino
  - S 2: Ep 9 The Tape
  - S 2: Ep 10 The Truth About Cats and Ducks
  - + 30 More Credits
Recurring Role (2)

Role
- Late Show with David Letterman
  Guest
  - S 19: Ep 695 Late Show With David Letterman 01/30/2012
    1/30/12
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
  Guest
  - S 14: Ep 1006 2006 Olympic #6 - Rob Schneider
    2/20/06
  - S 13: Ep 122 Show #2843
    12/23/04
  - S 12: Ep 146 Show #2642
    2/2/04
  - S 11: Ep 108 Show #2382
    11/28/02
  - S 10: Ep 85 Show #2151
    11/2/01
  - + 2 More Credits
Guest Star (55)

Role
- TMZ
  Himself
  - S 4: Ep 44 Episode #4.044
    10/26/10
  - S 3: Ep 290 Episode #3.290
    8/10/10
  - S 1: Ep 249 June 25, 2008
    6/25/08
  - S 1: Ep 233 June 6, 2006
    6/6/08
- Lopez Tonight
  Guest
  - S 1: Ep 140 September 23, 2010
    9/23/10
  - S 1: Ep 96 June 17, 2010
    6/17/10
- Loose Women
  Himself
  - S 14: Ep 212 Friday 2nd July
    7/2/10
- Live! with Kelly
  Himself
  - S 22: Ep 192 June 29, 2010
    6/29/10
  - S 17: Ep 225 August 10, 2005
    8/10/05
  - S 5: Ep 66 December 8, 1992
    12/8/92
- NFL Live
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 0 June 22, 2010
    6/22/10
- Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 16 Regis Philbin, Kat Von D, Jon Glaser, Morrissey
    3/24/09
- Myths & Legends
  Himself
  - S 2: Ep 5 Rock Gods and Superstars
    11/5/08
- MTV Movie Awards
  Himself
  - S 17: Ep 1 2008 MTV Movie Awards
    6/1/08
- The Showbiz Show with David Spade
  Himself
  - S 3: Ep 13 Episode #313
    6/21/07
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
  Guest
  - S 14: Ep 178 Rob Schneider; Carmen Electra; The Strokes
    3/29/06
  - S 14: Ep 38 Show #2982
    8/4/05
- Cold Pizza
  Himself
  - S 4: Ep 30 February 2, 2006
    2/2/06
- The Paul O'Grady Show
  Himself
  - S 3: Ep 12 Episode 12
    9/27/05
- Rove Live
  Himself
  - S 6: Ep 33 September 20, 2005
    9/20/05
  - S 2: Ep 23 July 24, 2001
    7/24/01
- Dancing With The Stars (Australia)
  Himself
  - S 3: Ep 3 Season 3, Show 3
    9/20/05
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  Himself
  - S 12: Ep 161 Rob Schneider, Andre "3000" Benjamin, Louis C.K.
    8/11/05
- MTV Cribs
  Himself
  - S 12: Ep 1202 Rob Schneider, Tyrese Gibson, Jenners
    8/4/05
- The Electric Playground
  Himself
  - S 14: Ep 9 Greetings Earthlings
    6/17/05
- MTV Movie Awards
  Himself - Presenter
  - S 14: Ep 1 2005 MTV Movie Awards
    6/4/05
- Academy of Country Music Awards
  Presenter
  - S 1: Ep 40 The 40th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    5/17/05
- Coming Attractions
  Guest Star
  - S 6: Ep 11 Herbie: Fully Loaded; Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo; The Amityville Horror
    3/18/05
- On Air With Ryan Seacrest
  Guest
  - S 1: Ep 28 2/17/04
    2/17/04
  - S 1: Ep 19 2/4/04
    2/4/04
- The Ellen DeGeneres Show
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 104 Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore/Rob Schneider
    2/16/04
- U Pick Live
  Guest
  - S 2: Ep 17 2/13/04
    2/13/04
- Late Show with David Letterman
  Guest (cameo)
  - S 11: Ep 91 Show #2122
    2/13/04
- The View
  Himself
  - S 7: Ep 112 Schneider/Eve
    2/12/04
  - S 6: Ep 70 December 11, 2002
    12/11/02
- Real Time with Bill Maher
  Guest
  - S 2: Ep 4 February 6, 2004
    2/6/04
- The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn
  Himself
  - S 6: Ep 123 Rob Schneider, Petra Nemcova, and Bob Guiney
    2/5/04
  - S 5: Ep 130 Rob Schneider, Veronica Varekova, and Counting Crows
    2/13/03
  - S 5: Ep 93 Veronica Varekova, Rob Schneider, and Counting Crows
    12/12/02
  - S 3: Ep 234 Rob Schneider, Janel Moloney, and Gary Valentine
    6/4/01
  - S 2: Ep 112 Rob Schneider, Howie Long, and Ken Smith
    12/13/99
  - + 1 More Credits
- Kid Notorious
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 9 White Christmas
    12/16/03
- Primetime Glick
  Himself
  - S 3: Ep 9 Tim Robbins / Rob Schneider
    6/26/03
- RI:SE
  Himself
  - S 2: Ep 31 show #201
    3/3/03
- Saturday Night Live
  Himself (archive footage)
  - S 28: Ep 9 Christmas Special
    12/17/02
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  Guest
  - S 10: Ep 44 Rob Schneider, Henry Winkler, Sheryl Crow
    12/10/02
- TRL
  Himself
  - S 5: Ep 41 12/9/02
    12/9/02
- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
  Guest
  - S 7: Ep 68 Rob Schneider
    12/5/02
  - S 4: Ep 70 Rob Schneider
    12/9/99
- Saturday Night Live
  Himself
  - S 28: Ep 6 Brittany Murphy/Nelly
    11/16/02
- Politically Incorrect
  Self
  - S 9: Ep 190 Rob Schneider, Julie Brown, Esai Morales, Trace Adkins
    6/25/02
  - S 9: Ep 59 Rob Schneider, Katherine LaNasa, Jeffrey Toobin, Carol Whitney
    11/27/01
- Comedy Central Presents
  Himself
  - — The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
    11/4/01
- The Weakest Link (US)
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 9 Comedians Edition
    5/21/01
- Dennis Miller Live
  Himself
  - S 7: Ep 17 Elvis Presley
    5/19/00
- The Muppet Show
  TV Producer
  - S 1: Ep 7 Muppets From Space
    7/14/99
- Ally McBeal
  Ross Fitzsimmons
  - S 2: Ep 7 Happy Trails
    11/9/98
- Sin City Spectacular
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 1 Show No. 102
    8/10/98
- The Rosie O'Donnell Show
  Himself
  - S 1: Ep 100 Show #100
    11/18/96
- Seinfeld
  Bob
  - S 7: Ep 18 The Friars Club
    3/7/96
- Late Show with David Letterman
  Guest
  - S 3: Ep 111 Show #0550
    2/28/96
- The Arsenio Hall Show
  Himself
  - S 6: Ep 12 September 25, 1993
    9/25/93
- Good Morning America
  Himself
  - S 18: Ep 236 November 30, 1992
    11/30/92
- Late Night With David Letterman
  Guest
  - S 10: Ep 143 Show #1571
    12/19/91
  - S 7: Ep 97 Show #1072
    12/21/88
  - S 6: Ep 117 Show #0935
    10/29/87
- The Primetime Emmy Awards
  Himself
  - S 43: Ep 1 The 43rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    8/25/91
- Coach
  Leonard Kraleman
  - S 3: Ep 17 Leonard Kraleman: All-American
    2/19/91
  - S 2: Ep 16 Professor Doolittle
    3/13/90
- Saturday Night Live
  Cool Mite Buddy
  - S 15: Ep 20 Andrew Dice Clay/Spanic Boys & Julee Cruise
    5/12/90
- Saturday Night Live
  Hoodlum 2
  - S 15: Ep 19 Alec Baldwin/The B-52's
    4/21/90
- 227
  Jeremy
  - S 4: Ep 22 House Number
    5/6/89
- WWE Pay-Per-View
  Himself
- Sidewalks Entertainment
  Himself / Guest
  - S 7: Ep 16 Mel and His Clay
Cameo (1)

Role
- Saturday Night Live
  Various
  - S 24: Ep 25 Bad Boys of SNL
    9/26/98
Writer (1)

Role
- Rob
  Writer
  - S 1: Ep 1 Pilot
    1/12/12
Co-Executive Producer (1)

Role
- Rob
  Co-Executive Producer
  - S 1: Ep 7 Romantic Weekend
    2/23/12
  - S 1: Ep 6 The Baby Bug
    2/16/12
  - S 1: Ep 5 Rob Learns Spanish
    2/9/12
  - S 1: Ep 4 Family Secrets
    2/2/12
  - S 1: Ep 3 The Pillow
    1/26/12
  - + 2 More Credits
Creator (1)

Role
- Rob
  Creator
  - S 1: Ep 7 Romantic Weekend
    2/23/12
  - S 1: Ep 6 The Baby Bug
    2/16/12
  - S 1: Ep 5 Rob Learns Spanish
    2/9/12
  - S 1: Ep 4 Family Secrets
    2/2/12
  - S 1: Ep 3 The Pillow
    1/26/12
  - + 2 More Credits

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- Rob made his network television debut performing stand-up on Late Night with David Letterman, on December 21st, 1988.
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- In 1996, Rob was called as an emergency guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when Charlie Sheen suddenly cancelled. Rob was in the studio next door taping Men Behaving Badly when he happily accepted the request to take Sheen's place on very short notice.
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- Rob is a fan of Wrestlemania and frequently attends events.
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- Rob: (When asked if he'd ever consider a dramatic role) People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world ... have you thought about polo?'
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- Rob: I try not to worry about what things are going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.
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- Rob: I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.
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