Robert Kelly


Robert Kelly Trivia


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    • Robert Kelly: I think when you first do stand up, I don't know about other people, but it's like a drug, like women and sex. I didn't drink. I quit. I've been sober 20 years. It was just another way to feel good about yourself. That's the best part about comics is that we hate ourselves. We're egomaniacs with inferior complexes. We think we're the [expletive], we always think we're supposed to be great. "I'm the star. I'm somebody, right? They keep telling me I'm somebody."