Ron White: (about being asked if he writes his own stuff) Every artist has some level of collaboration. I don't care who they are. As it turns out for most comedians, their friends are comedians. So if somebody says they write everything they do onstage, that's usually a lie. Because if I'm talking to somebody on the phone and they go, "Oh, I would have said it like this," or if they go, "Here's a tag for that," or if you're sitting around a condo, that's where stuff gets written. No, I don't write all my own stuff, but the majority of it.