Ron White: (When asked if he inherited his quick wit) Was that a question somebody wrote? "Did you inherit your quick wit?" How do they even know I have one? I'd have to say, if I have one, I did not inherit it. I don't know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn't have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.