Ron White: (when asked if he's every met any country singer who was funny enough to do comedy) Absolutely none of them could do comedy. It's a very difficult thing to do. I mean, it's not difficult for me to do, and it's not difficult for most good comics to do, but it's impossible to learn. Some of them may be good storytellers, and that's an interesting thing. And I could never ever even learn to do what they do. I can't sing at all or play any instrument.