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    darrellcd

    [1]Aug 22, 2006
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    Hi, I'm working on a television special for the Fox Network which will focus on the funniest moments that have been broadcast on TV from the 1950's to the present. We would love to know what you guys think are the funniest moments from Roseanne, and which episodes they occurred on (if you know). Your thoughts are very important to us...we want to hear from the experts!

    Thanks in advance for your responses. Darrell
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    noahcrash

    [2]Aug 24, 2006
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    One of my favs (either in season 4,5 or 6 with guest actress Danielle Harris) is when everyone wants to get DJ on a prank responding to his peeping on the next door neighbor girl (Danielle Harris). Darlene sets up a plan to black the camera lens so theyd know when DJ peeped because his eye would be black. Then, at end of show, the girl comes over saying DJ was looking again. When they call him down, he comes down with David. David's eye is black. Darlene gets furious look on her face (she really hates this neighbor) and then show goes to emergency warning (the ending of this show is too violent for network tv). Hilarious!

    Also love the halloween episodes!!
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    JengoFett6

    [3]Oct 19, 2006
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    I'm sorry but I forgot the episode this was from, but it was my fave Roseanne quote ever. It went like this

    Darlene: Mom wants me to go on the pill because Becky had sex
    Dan:.......I don't think that'll work.
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    buffalony32

    [4]May 14, 2007
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    I believe that this is from the same episode, The Dark Ages .

    David spends the night in Darlene's room, and Darelene tells Roseanne that she would have heard them if they were having sex. Roseanne tells Darlene that they could have been really quiet so that nobody would hear them.

    Darlene replies (something like) "Oh really? You can't."

    The audience reaction is priceless.

     

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    buffalony32

    [5]May 14, 2007
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    I believe that this is from the same episode, The Dark Ages .

    David spends the night in Darlene's room, and Darelene tells Roseanne that she would have heard them if they were having sex. Roseanne tells Darlene that they could have been really quiet so that nobody would hear them.

    Darlene replies (something like) "Oh really? You can't."

    The audience reaction is priceless.

     

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    SparkleFarkle

    [6]Jun 26, 2007
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    Although a few users have replied with some "funniest Roseanne moments," you might get a bigger reponse if you pose your question on the Roseanne Program Guide forum. (This is the Roseanne Barr Person Guide. )

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