Ryan Seacrest


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  • Here is a fine example of a superhero battle between Ryan Seacrest and Ryan Cabrera. Enjoy! Oh and by the way, this is just a fun joke, so please don't be offended by it.

    Post start: -Ryan Seacrest and Ryan Cabrera stand on top of a cliff in Canyonlands National Park. They each hold a Z-shaped staff in their hands (We will call these Z-Staves from now on)- Ryan Seacrest: Heh-heh! You don't stand a chance against me, Cabrera! Ryan Cabrera: Huh? And why's that? Seacrest: Well! Because, I am a super-strong Earth Host and you...Heh! You're notning more than a wanna be pop-rock star who works for Comcast Rhapsody! Cabrera: All right! That does it! -Cabrera takes out his guitar and strums it once. A rainbow-colored spiralling laser beam fires out of Cabrera's guitar and flies at Seacrest. Seacrest tries to dodge this by flying into the air, like Superman, but the laser beam follows him and eventually hits him, and inflicts...Eh...A lot of damage, though I really can't estimate how much. Ryan yells in pain and falls to the ground. He then quickly stands up again and glares at Cabrera- Seacrest: Grr! How dare you make a fool out of me! Rah! -Seacrest charges at Cabrera and tries to do a Georgio Armani-Style martial art to Cabrera- Cabrera: Hyii...Ya! -Cabrera quickly blocks Seacrest's attack and starts using all sorts of martial art punches and kicks against him. Cabrera finishes his attack, by spinning in place, whist doing several roundhouse kicks against Seacrest. This final attack knocks Searcest out. Cabrera lets out a sigh of content and smirks at Seacrest- Cabrera: Ha! You just got ponwed by a so-called wanna-be rock star! Believe it! :Post end