Sandra Bernhard

Sandra: The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Sandra Bernhard: When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

Sandra Bernhard: I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.

Sandra Bernhard: I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow.

Sandra Bernhard: I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.

Sandra Bernhard: Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.

Sandra Bernhard: Gayness is a non-issue.

Sandra Bernhard: At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.

Sandra Bernhard: Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Sandra Bernhard: (describing her political beliefs) I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much, I think, politically correct, I mean - not because I want to be, just because I am. And I just believe in people living their lives and having privacy. I think that's, to me, the most important thing in this age, is just to let people be. I think if people don't have their freedom and their basic needs met, there's nothing much to really address until those things are taken care of.