Simple Plan

Pierre Bouvier: I'm not a rockstar. I'm just a loser who got lucky.

Jeff: It takes a lot of balls for 5 canadian boys to get out there and conquer the world! Pierre (Adds it up): It takes 10 balls.

Pierre: Tell me, does it feel good to be like you? (points at Seb while singing, 'You Don't Mean Anything'.)

Sebastien: You see that fridge? That's going down. You see that well over there? That's going down. You see that fan over there? Yep, going down. Do you see.....this arcade behind me? That's guess what? Going down.....you see that set of stairs? That's staying there, sorry.

Sebastien: Pierre's my husband.

(Question asked to Seb): What color crayon would you be and why? Sebastien: Indigo 'cause, when you're looking for a black crayon, you pick this one. You start writing and it's blue. Then you said "God dammit!"...booyah!!!

Sebastien: It's true, Chuck's fav color is really pink!

Sebastien: There is a belief of reincarnation and everything and every generation there's a new baboon, and for our generation, it's Jeff.Jeff is the baboon.

Chuck: I truly admire how David can entertain himself and others with nothing at all.

Chuck: (Talking about Jeff's butt) How 'bout cha butt?

Chuck: I like songs where I listen and it makes me shiver.

David: (explaining how he sprained his ankle) I was skateboarding and tried to be cool, and uh, I was actually cool for a little moment, and uh, I was following Pierre from too close, and I was sure he was gonna go from top of the ramp, instead he did a little trick and came down, and then, uh, me and Pierre hit each other. It was a fucking mess.

Seb: (being Pierre) Hey were in spain the sun is shining and I'm a dumbass.

Seb: He came up and said 'Hey I'm Mark McGrath' and I was like 'No... really?"

Seb: Kid spelt backwards is dik!

Seb: (Playing with Chuck's shoelaces) Hi, I'm Seb and I'm playing Chuck's shoe.

Seb: Sometimes I push Chuck and he punches me in the face.

Seb: This is morning me. This is how I look in the morning... just as good as I look at night, baby!

Seb: (to Patrick) If I die tonight on stage, I want you to know that I fucked your mom.

Seb: We're more scared of ladders than we are of roofs.

Seb: When there's no top on the bus, it's windy.

Seb: I'm always sick so I'm really scronful! David: You know what, Seb, you sould sleep in a big giant condom!!!

David: Guys what the heck!?!

David: We don't say aboot.

David: That song was made while I was swimming around in my dad's balls. (Talking about 'Happy Together').

David: Is it okay if we start crying? (On the 'Perfect' video shoot.)

David: Ohh! Look at that! Japanese boxers! I look like a fucking tennis player!

David: Banana! Double Banana! That means it has two bananas in it!

David: I don't have a bellybutton.

David: I screamed like a fucking girl, apparently.

Chuck: We never asked everyone in the world to like our band. I think we make music for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear Simple Plan shirts.

Chuck: For everybody who hates our band, there's like 1000 kids who fucking love it. So, to me, that's a pretty good ratio. It's all good, it's all worth it.

Jeff: (About David) He's really A-D-D, but I think that's the beauty of his personality. You know, he sees everything and he runs after it. He see something else and moves on. He can't concentrate for more than 3 seconds at a time.

Jeff: I look way better than Moby.

Jeff: My number is 1-800-SEX-WITH-JEFF.

Patrick: We had this weird experiment, we thought Pierre would be better looking overseas, but he's not.

Patrick: The dentist say I need braces... I don't believe that.

Pierre Bouvier: People that hate our band, they will never hate me enough to make me stop it. They don't phase me. They go out there and tell us to fuck off or they flip us off or whatever, it's like, that's nothing to me. It's like I love what I do so much they will never stop me from doing it no matter how loud they scream, I will scream louder. And I will always be there for people who love us. They could never boo me off stage, I'll keep playing until my set's over and that's it.

Pierre Bouvier: Okay, that was funny (After Chuck didn't start drumming in the beginning of 'My Alien' which made Pierre jump alone like an idiot on stage).

Pierre Bouvier: Pat's ironic humor and sarcastic behavior has gotten him into trouble once again and now he has a black eye. A little shiner as we call it.

Pierre Bouvier: I find Benji more attractive than Joel. He's more my style. If I were a girl, I'd do him first.

Pierre Bouvier: That's Trevor, our sound guy. He's got a nice...ass.

Pierre Bouvier: I have to let it dry in its natural state, then I apply the sperm. [talking about doing his hair.]

Pierre Bouvier: Today we are gonna sing 'The Worst Day Ever' because my vocal chords have been having the worst day ever.

Pierre Bouvier: This is where the engineer, like, works here and says, 'do it again, it sucked!.'

Sebastien Lefebvre: David screams in his sleep, or talks backwards. I think he might be an alien.

Pierre Bouvier: We're French, we speak Canadian.

Pierre Bouvier: People that hate our band, they will never hate me enough to make me stop, they don't phase me. I love what I do so much and they will never stop me from doing it. No matter how loud they scream, I will scream louder and I will always be there for the people that love us.

Chuck Comeau: You know what I do? This is when you know you're obsessed. When you go on Webcrawler and you type in your band name and you read what people say. It's great, I do it all the time! I love when people say "I hope you choke on broken glass!" Yaayyy! I want to!