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    • Stephen Colbert: (The following is a quote from the White House Correspondents dinner Stephen hosted as the character he plays in The Colbert Report.) Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert, and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate the president … I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a powerful message: that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound-with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world … He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened on Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.

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