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Stephen Fry: It's not called social change or heavy debate, it's called twitter. I mean the clue is in the name.
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Stephen Fry: (when asked about his character in Kingdom, who is single) I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. (He then went on to comment on people congratulating straight actors playing gay roles, and how the reverse is never true.) It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like. It's difficult to ride bareback backwards while unicycling, but to kiss someone isn't difficult. It's just part of the insanely irrational way that the human mind works.
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Stephen Fry: (on his partner Daniel Cohen's culinary skills) He is very good indeed, he does Simon Hopkinson's wonderful roast chicken, with his own variations. Lamb with anchovy, which is very good. And I call him the world's premier saladeer, he is an incredible maker of salads and dressings. He'll find a pomegranate, carrot, and a piece of bread and he'll somehow make a salad out of them that is just delicious.
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Stephen Fry:
(on his guest appearance on Bones) My agent in America asked if I would do this series,
Bones, which I have to confess I hadn't heard of, but they sent round a DVD and I watched it and it seemed very charming.
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Stephen Fry:
QI isn't really about pointless information, or shoring up vast banks of trivia, It's about finding undiscovered connections and seeing hidden patterns, just like the best comedy. It ought to become a cherished institution -
Have I Got News for You with added fibre - and looking at a bestseller list headed by Bill Bryson and Ben Schott, I have feeling it will find its level as their TV counterpart very quickly. After all, curiosity is hardwired in all of us; we just lose the ability to indulge it.
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Stephen Fry: (when confronted that he was being asked to run as a Member of Parliament) And I always said no. And the reason I said no was that I like being able to speak my mind. My observation of friends of mine who went into politics, and people I have met who have been in politics, is that charming as they can be in private, and charming as they can be round a dinner table, or in any other circumstance, the moment a camera or a microphone is in front of them they have to. And it is not their fault, it is not through some sort of disease, they have to retreat to a kind of blandness, they can't actually say what they think, they can't even make a light joke without offending a quarter of the population.
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Stephen Fry: (on his bipolar mood swings) For some of us, and I'm one, the highs and the creativity from that and the excitement and the thrill of being in an elevated mood does, in the long-term, make up for the downs. But it won't be worth it if in two weeks time I go and kill myself.
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Stephen Fry: (on his travels in Peru) It has changed my fear of making such journeys. I think of myself as at home in a large armchair, writing, smoking cigarettes, and occasionally wandering down to the shop. But I thrived on the experience, which has given me a taste to do a lot more.
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Stephen Fry: (on British actors receiving US awards, like Academy Awards and Golden Globes) I shouldn't be saying this - high treason, really - but I sometimes wonder if Americans aren't fooled by our accent into detecting brilliance that may not really be there.
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Stephen Fry: (on "Paddington Bear", which inspired his trip to Peru and his interest in the spectacled bear) I've always had great respect for Paddington because he is amusingly English and eccentric. He is a great British institution and my generation grew up with the books and then Michael Horden's animations.
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Stephen Fry: It's rather splendid to think of all those great men and women who appear to have presented symptoms that allow us to describe them as bipolar. Whether it's Hemingway, Van Gogh... Robert Schumann has been mentioned... Virginia Woolf, Sylvia Plath... some of them with rather grim ends.
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Stephen Fry: Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness.
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Stephen Fry: (when asked what sign he would be if he could create his own zodiac) Skepsis. I am a true skeptic, born under the noble sign of skepsis, the sign of the man who knows that all astrology is absolutely and without reservation the bullest of bullsh*t that ever there was. It is a senseless delusion that does not even have the benefit of being harmless fun. It is a harmful bore. Harmful to the human spirit, harmful to the dignity and wonder of the real universe and the real power of the mind to think for itself. I hate astrology with a fervor that is almost frightening.
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Stephen Fry: (on what he would like to mark his grave) An iMac computer on whose screen were a pair of tragedy and comedy masks, below it crossed cricket bats resting on a pile of books. I think that would more or less do.
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Stephen Fry:
(on the day in his life he would be most eager to replay) I think the day I met
Hugh Laurie and we started writing straight away. We were both students and had no idea it might lead to anything, it was just fun and delightful.
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Stephen Fry: (on the side he would be on, were he to appear in Star Wars) Definitely the dark side. Better lines, better costumes, better music, and better opportunities to show off. Just what an actor likes best really.
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Stephen Fry: (on his least favorite words) "Hopefully" and "disinterested" are nearly always used wrongly and, although it's silly to be pedantic, it annoys me. But the worst is "energy" when used in a meaningless, new-age sort of way, as in "positive energy" and all that arse-wallop.
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Stephen Fry: (on his writing) I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book.
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Stephen Fry: (on when he realized that he was gay) It all began when I came out the womb. I looked back up at my mother and thought to myself, "That's the last time I'm going up one of those."
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Stephen Fry: It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common.