Stephen: I was doing a stage show in Blackpool, and for the finale I'd get a guy up on stage, ask him for a fiver or a tenner, get him to sign it and make it disappear. One night this bloke hands over a tenner and as he's signing it I could hear this thudding noise, and his wife was walking up onto the stage – a big girl she was – and started having a go at him: 'Where did you get that from? You never had that this afternoon when I wanted a burger!' She snatched the money, slapped him round the face and stormed back to her seat. All I could say was, 'I can't beat that, thanks so much, all the best and goodnight.' I walked off stage and the guy's standing there with a huge hand mark on his face.