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  • Episode #111

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 9/14/05

    Carlos openly proclaims that the American government has not been too smart lately with everything that happened with hurricane Katrina. Next, Carlos compares how black and white people do the same things, but what they do are named differently. Carlos has a segment of "Ask Whitey", where Asian, black, and Mexican people ask White people questions. Finally, Mariachi Carlos sings songs to various people about how crazy what they're saying is.moreless
  • The Wizard

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    S 9 : Ep 15 - 2/26/98

    Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend and that intrigues her (is he black?). George returns the call from the Rosses; the Foundation is having an event this weekend, but George can't attend, he has to close on his house in the Hamptons. Kramer announces his retirement, a Hollywood big shot has optioned his coffee table book about coffee tables. Elaine finds evidence that leads her to believe her boyfriend is black. Susan's parents see George on the street in the city, during the time he is supposed to be in the Hamptons. Jerry is woken up early in the morning at his parent's house and gives his father the "$50" organizer that has many features besides a tip calculator. Later he discovers that Kramer has moved down there, to join the other retirees. Elaine laughs when Susan's parents ask her about George's house in the Hamptons. Of course, George just builds on the lie. Morty, who can't run for president of the condo association, decides that Kramer should run for condo board president of Del Boca Vista phase III. Once Kramer is elected, Morty will run things from behind the scenes. Elaine schemes to try to determine her boyfriend's race. George finds out the Rosses knew that he lied. He decides to take them to the Hamptons, to "see who'll blink first." Kramer begins his campaign and the Boca Breeze has good things to say about him (see NOTE:). When Elaine's boyfriend says they are an interracial couple, she is convinced he is black. George keeps building on his lie, as he picks up the Rosses and takes them on their ride to the Hamptons. Kramer receives some bad press from the Boca Breeze; it's damage control time. Kramer suggests buying each member of the board one of those Wizard tip calculators. Jerry knows he can't get the deal he told his father he'd received, but Kramer says not to worry, Bob Saccamando's father lives down here and can help them out. Elaine and her boyfriend discover that each is not the race they thought the other was. Saccamando's father comes through with knock-off tip calculators called Willard, they are defective and the election is lost. George and the Rosses reach the Hamptons, where the truth wins out.moreless
  • He Ain't Heavy, He's My Hamster

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 11/15/97

    Al is very upset because Harvey won't perform his death-defying stunt on the show. A pet psychologist comes over, but makes it worse. Soon, it is time for his stunt. Harvey won't jump off the building. (That was the stunt.) Al gets so mad at Harvey that he starts calling him names. Harvey locks himself in his house. The Hooded Avenger comes over and tells Al that he should apologize to Harvey. Al does just that, and Harvey feels much better, and does the stunt.moreless
  • Because I Said So

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 10/25/97

    J.B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey comes for a visit. J.B. tells Al if Huey is unhappy, he will get fired. When Huey arrives, Al tries to make him as happy as possible, by singing when he is commanded to. Al is sick of this, especially of Huey's bullying. So Al starts trying to find other ways to deal with Huey. Huey becomes unhappy and fires Al, but Al decides to quit. As Al is walking away, Huey tries to get Al to stay and says that nobody likes him. Al watches TV with Huey, and he becomes nicer.moreless
  • Time Machine

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 10/11/97

    Al has had a busy morning, he forgot to get Harvey a present for his birthday. Al travels back in time to get one, but he ends up doing things again and winding up and many messes. Finally, Al admits his mistake. But all Harvey wants is for Al to sing for his birthday. As a present, Al sings "Yoda".moreless
  • Mining Accident

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 9/27/97

    Al is trying to write a song about cheese when some miners crash through a wall in his living room. Al believes that the miners are very rude, and they begin to fight and shout at each other. The Hooded Avenger tells Al to quit fighting, and they do quit by watching some TV. They have fixed the wall when a bolder comes crashing down through it. Al makes some split-pea fudge to keep the underground rats away, therefore, making the wall "fixed". Because of this, the miners decide to help Al with his cheese song.moreless
  • Promises, Promises

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 9/20/97

    All of Al's friends are talking about how great John Tesh is, and how they have seen him before. So, Al begins to lie and tells everyone that he knows John Tesh personally. His friends believe him, and ask Al to invite him over. Al tries to book him over, but that costs $82,000. So, Al does an infomercial, selling all kinds of junk. Through the infomercial, he gets $82,000. Later on, Al starts getting mail from his customers saying how his products don't even work, and they want their money back. So, Al is right back where he started.moreless