Rossi heads to Los Angeles to look for his former Marine sergeant, while the team look for a killer in Cleveland.
Brookee gets a jump on her competition by doing her 2011 year-end review, weeks before any other network. Jim and Tracy interview the worst pop star of the year.
O'Brady Shaw joins the Factzone as Brooke's new co-host to promote his new special: "The Cries of the Children." In other news, a woman accountant is annoying the whole country with her loud chatter. A new weight-loss drug hits the market, which causes it's users to hallucinate that their food is a swarm of vicious, bloodthirsty monsters.moreless
After gaining sentience, the studio falls in love with Brooke. Plus, millions are trapped in an Animal Hoarders marathon. An investigative piece into the disturbing new sport of spouse fighting.
A very special takeover by the Onion News morning show Today Now! Jim and Tracy will host and Tracy's son will visit the set.
Brooke is outraged by a documentary expose' on her life. Angry, she goes after the filmmakers on-air.
Shelby Cross heads the crusade of searching every home in America to find missing baby Kate.
An earth destroying asteroid is heading for Earth, and Onion News Network has the story. Today Now interviews a young shark attack victim.
Parodies of cable news includes: "real" Americans conversing with congressmen; an autistic reporter covers the funeral for a slain little girl; a report on Shaken Man-child Syndrome; in local news, teenage girls are warned about the handsome, mysterious new boy in town.moreless