Tim's Top 5 Comments That Have Gotten Him Into Predicaments:
1. Telling a bunch of hoods "f–k you" when I was far away from my friends. I got nice and beat up.
2. Almost everything I say.
3. Yelling at people out of a car window and then hitting a red light. I just lock the doors and laugh hysterically, 'cause angry people are funny people.
4. Telling a girl I love her and want to buy her a diet cola. Then finding out I'm standing right next to her boyfriend.
5. Answering my cell phone drunk and saying, "This is Tim O'Connor, I'm wasted and at a strip club." It ended up being my girlfriend who was calling me.