Monica and Chandler are financially strapped, so Monica secretly asks Joey for a loan. When Chandler also approaches Joey for a loan, he notices from Joey's check book that he also loaned money to Monica. Joey covers by saying Monica borrowed the money for a boob job. Phoebe and Mike decide that they should live together, but Mike makes it clear that he never wants to marry again. Phoebe agrees to those conditions at first, but ultimately breaks up with him, admitting to herself she'd at least like to know that marriage is a possibility. Rachel has Joey's apartment baby-proofed with the result that Joey is now denied access to all his favorite things.moreless
Harm and Mac investigate the kidnapping of a lieutenant's son from a base in Northern Ireland. Evidence left at the scene lead them to the boy's father, an IRA leader.