Tom Bergeron

Tom: (about the high school newsletter he was editor-in-chief of) I tried to steer the student newspaper toward more pertinent information instead of the usual gossip and bull.

Tom: Treat me like a bulls-eye with pants.

Tom: Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Tom: (about John O'Hurley on Dancing with the Stars) Right now John's heart is running faster then a concierge from Russell Crowe.

Tom: (to the television audiances on Dancing with the Stars) We advise you to use your calls wisely, because, you know, the White House is listening.

Tom: (about America's Funniest Home Videos) When you're looking at nuclear Armageddon and global warming, a good crotch hit is like a cool breeze on a hot summer day.

Tom: I did and we had a ball and it just took off from there. I thought from afar, 'Oh shoot this is probably going to be a good show now. She's got some clout. She's got star power and can raise the bar for the whole show.'

Tom: I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Tom: I'd like to go somewhere else, do something else. My next step would be a move into television environment, maybe doing an interview-style program in which I'd also be able to preform.

Tom: I've got some talents that can't be legally exhibited.

Tom: On the show you see virtually all of our thought processes working their way out. That's the core of what's different. It takes a few days of viewing to settle into the visual language of the show because you're used to seeing everything so neatly buttoned down and predictable.

Tom: My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

Tom: I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.

Tom: I work best when people are here to puncture me.

Tom: I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.