Tom Sizemore: (on who would win a fight between him and Michael Madsen) Michael's a good friend of mine. I wouldn't want to fight Michael, but I'd fight him if he insisted on it. He'd have to kill me to win, 'cause I don't get my arse kicked. I'm joking. I'm a big baby. I'm not tough at all. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding. And Michael's not as tough as he seems, either-although Michael was in jail. I shot a couple of movies in jail, but I was never in jail.