Tom: (asked if he's ever Googled himself) Yeah! Who hasn't? There are plenty of other Tom Williamses in the world, though. I was in a hotel in Aspen, years ago, and there was another Tom Williams staying there who was a doctor. My friend called his room by mistake and said, "Hurry up, numb-nuts, the bar's about to close." His wife, who picked up the phone, wasn't very impressed.